Tim the Bear quotes from The Cleveland Show

Tim

Ow! My eye!

Ahhhh a Bear!

Tim

Ahhhh a Black Man! Yeah, doesn't feel so good, does it?

Tim

Did she agree to stay away from Holt?

Does it look like it, Boo-Boo?

I'm gonna go tell Jane to say good-bye to my little friend!

Tim

The Black guys love Scarface. They cannot stop talking about it.

Just taking my state championship ring out for a little walk.

Hmm.

Of course you'll never know what that feels like, loser.

Yeah? Well you'll never know what loser feels like, winner.

You've won this round, Cleveland. So I guess I do know what loser feels like.

Tim

I'm, uh, gonna go get a beer.

Thanks for coming to get drunk for charity, guys.

Uh, whatever Fox is paying us. [looks around] Wow, Cleveland. I figured it was gonna be all black guys, but this is great.

Missed ya.

I came as soon as I heard. Then I drove straight down. Giggety-giggety.

Comedy-comedy. [to Joe] But seriously, Joe. [slowly] Thank you for coming here to help with our charity function for the "disabled".

You do know I hear perfectly well. Don't ya, Cleveland?

I know you're trying. [turns Joe's wheelchair around] Brave, brave Joe. [pushes him as he screams]

Tim

What do you think of Cleveland's old friends?

Holt

Gay.

Lester

Damn right gay.

Tim

Yeah, you guys are so gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay! So gay! [they laugh]

Really uh, progressive-thinking friends you got there, Cleveland.

Yeah, I guess they like to throw around negatively inflective labels. [Joe comes back]

You guys are the gays!

No, Joe.

Joe.

Donna

I'll teach him to wash my dishes in my own house. [realizes] Wait... what the fuck am I doin'?

Tim

So, uh. Lester, wha-uh-what the-what can we expect from this?

Lester

[in the same intonation as "I don't know"] Mmmm. I'm not usually on the Ned Beatty side of this situation. Best I can guess is...ouchie in the boom boom.

Guys, Donna and I are making a baby.

Holt

No you're not.

What?

Holt

You got a vasectomy.

No I didn't!

Lester

Yeah you did, six months ago. We all got drunk and played Truth or Dare – Holt got a tramp stamp, you got a vasectomy, and Tim tried meth.

Tim

One time, one time. [all teeth fall onto table] Okay, two.

A vasectomy?! So that's why my boys hurt for three weeks. I thought a spider had laid eggs in there.