Peter quotes from The Cleveland Show

Leggo my negro.

Light it, Brian!

Peter, I don't wanna do this.

Do it, Brian. It's the only way I'm gonna catch that bird.

Here he comes! Light it!!

No, no, no, no, no, noooo! [His tub crashes with him in it as Cleveland Junior closes his eyes to not watch but the toilet stays intact.] Doggone it! That's it! No more! I'm tired of being kicked around by this world!

It's all right.

I tried to stop him...

I don't blame you, Brian! You a dog! A DOG!!

Well, they made it through the whole season. Now can I have my own show, Peter?

Quagmire, you're a rapist.

Thanks for coming to get drunk for charity, guys.

Uh, whatever Fox is paying us. [looks around] Wow, Cleveland. I figured it was gonna be all black guys, but this is great.

Missed ya.

I came as soon as I heard. Then I drove straight down. Giggety-giggety.

Comedy-comedy. [to Joe] But seriously, Joe. [slowly] Thank you for coming here to help with our charity function for the "disabled".

You do know I hear perfectly well. Don't ya, Cleveland?

I know you're trying. [turns Joe's wheelchair around] Brave, brave Joe. [pushes him as he screams]

Tim

What do you think of Cleveland's old friends?

Holt

Gay.

Lester

Damn right gay.

Tim

Yeah, you guys are so gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay! So gay! [they laugh]

Really uh, progressive-thinking friends you got there, Cleveland.

Yeah, I guess they like to throw around negatively inflective labels. [Joe comes back]

You guys are the gays!

No, Joe.

Joe.

Donna

I'll teach him to wash my dishes in my own house. [realizes] Wait... what the fuck am I doin'?

Peter!

Come on, come on!

Peter, it's Cleveland! Hello! Peter, I'm standin' right here!

[mouthing silently] Fuck. [gets out of the car and says out loud] Oh. Hey, Cleveland. I didn't see you there.

See, Cleveland. That's the difference between our shows. On our show, we would have shown the rape, and had a show tune about the rape.

And I would have just been the black guy. [cries]