Guys, Donna and I are making a baby.
No you're not.
What?
You got a vasectomy.
No I didn't!
Yeah you did, six months ago. We all got drunk and played Truth or Dare – Holt got a tramp stamp, you got a vasectomy, and Tim tried meth.
One time, one time. [all teeth fall onto table] Okay, two.
A vasectomy?! So that's why my boys hurt for three weeks. I thought a spider had laid eggs in there.
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