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The Cleveland Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Cleveland, Peter and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Peter, Quagmire and Joe are with Cleveland at the Beer Walk]

Thanks for coming to get drunk for charity, guys.

Uh, whatever Fox is paying us. [looks around] Wow, Cleveland. I figured it was gonna be all black guys, but this is great.

Missed ya.

QQuagmire

I came as soon as I heard. Then I drove straight down. Giggety-giggety.

Comedy-comedy. [to Joe] But seriously, Joe. [slowly] Thank you for coming here to help with our charity function for the "disabled".

JJoe

You do know I hear perfectly well. Don't ya, Cleveland?

I know you're trying. [turns Joe's wheelchair around] Brave, brave Joe. [pushes him as he screams]

What do you think of Cleveland's old friends?

Gay.

Damn right gay.

Yeah, you guys are so gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay! So gay! [they laugh]

Really uh, progressive-thinking friends you got there, Cleveland.

QQuagmire

Yeah, I guess they like to throw around negatively inflective labels. [Joe comes back]

JJoe

You guys are the gays!

No, Joe.

QQuagmire

Joe.

[Last lines of the episode. Donna is washing the dishes]

I'll teach him to wash my dishes in my own house. [realizes] Wait... what the fuck am I doin'?

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