Cleveland Brown quotes from The Cleveland Show

[deep thought] God, Pictonary sucks. I love not havin' to hear my family. Uh-oh – something's happening! [the family are already jumping happily, and Cleveland joins in] We're happy and jumping! Yay!

Yeah! Par three over here!

Aaaah! Frapp attack! You frapped me! She frapped me! I got frapp in my 'stache!!

Ohh – here comes old Dixie!

RRRAGHHHH! Uncaring bastards!

The mobile is awesome. I will hang it in my car. We are not having a baby.

Cleveland Brown here. There are 15,000 countries in the world and The Cleveland Show is adapted to air in every single one of them. See if you can spot the subtle cultural differences.

You do know that "She's dead to me" is just an expression.

[hears crawling noises] He’s crawling through the exhaust pipe! He’s in the car! [the rat arrives]

Wow, Donna was dead-on. Oh, my god, Donna! Oh, what have I done?!

You're like a stripper, Donna. You just won't accept change.

Light it, Brian!

Peter, I don't wanna do this.

Do it, Brian. It's the only way I'm gonna catch that bird.

Here he comes! Light it!!

No, no, no, no, no, noooo! [His tub crashes with him in it as Cleveland Junior closes his eyes to not watch but the toilet stays intact.] Doggone it! That's it! No more! I'm tired of being kicked around by this world!

It's all right.

I tried to stop him...

I don't blame you, Brian! You a dog! A DOG!!

Rallo

Well aren't we the Black Brady Bunch?

Except I'm not a gay architect, and my wife's not sleeping with my son!

Not yet!

Ahhhh a Bear!

Tim

Ahhhh a Black Man! Yeah, doesn't feel so good, does it?

All across this great land, teenagers are takin' a pledge: The Purity Pledge, to hand over their virginities to their fathers, the high priests of the home.

Hear that? I'm the high priest of our home. I would like roast beef for dinner.

Donna

Shut the hell up!