Abuelo, I aced my test! Well, except for the decimal points section. I can never figure out where those little things go.
Huh? That explains it. You put the decimal point in the wrong place. Vito, you owe $100, not $10,000. [he, Vito, and his dogs growl furiously at Bobby after what they went through]
[chuckles nervously, realizing he's in a lot of trouble] Just remembered I got another test tomorrow. Gotta run! [skedaddles out of the mercado]
[to his dogs] Get him, boys!
[Big Tony and Little Sal chase after Bobby and attack him off-screen as he screams]
[Sergio is making a skate video of Ronnie Anne]
Here comes the 540 Gazelle Flip. [Skates down her side of the half-pipe, skates up Sergio's side and while her board spins, she rotates her body one and a half times around. She returns to the other side of the half-pipe] Now the 720 Gazelle Flip. [Skates back to Sergio and rotates two whole times. Returns to the other side] Get ready for the 1080!
[Ronnie Anne skates back and gets in three rotations, but suddenly, she falls and lands right on Sergio's snack table, she is dazed and groaning woozily. Sitting up, she places a hand on her temple while little Sergios fly around her head]
ISImaginary Sergio
More like 1080 Butt Flop.
[Sergio helps Ronnie Anne up]
[Dusts herself off] Uh, I'm okay. [Picks up her board] Let's reshoot that.
[Squawks] Take two. This time with less falling.
[Ronnie Anne goes to the edge of the half-pipe, prepares to go down, but the half-pipe seems to grow higher, she is scared now]
[Sheepishly backs up] Uh, maybe we should hold off on the video I think I'm still kind of shaken up from the fall.
That's lunch people! Now we get to re-watch your hilarious spill.
[Growls, shoos everyone] Get out of here!
[With the birds gone, Ronnie Anne sits, sad]
Chugga-chugga yoo-hoo! I'm home! [sees his daughters, Ronnie Anne, and Carl at the table]
Dad, please take a seat. How do I put this delicately?
[loudly shouting] YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB TO THAT ROBOT!!!
What? That's impossible. Robots will never replace humans.
It's true! Mr. Vanderspeed did an evil laugh and everything!
I can't believe it. I don't want to lose my job.
Don't worry. We have a plan. Tomorrow morning, we're gonna prove that you're better than GLART-E. Then you can't be replaced.
Well, I like the sound of that. Cheers.
What happened Mr. Scully?
SMr. Scully
I was trying to check the meter to the building, but those darn feral cats won't let me. I finally called animal control to come round them up?
What is animal control going to do with them? Find them a new alley?
SMr. Scully
Well, the nice ones will get adopted probably.
What about the not nice ones?
SMr. Scully
Don't worry, the not nice ones might have to spend a little more time at the shelter, but I'm sure someone will come to… [gets a tin can thrown at him] I hope you enjoy a lifetime behind bars you nasty felines! [storms off]
A lifetime behind bars? I can't let that happen. I have to find a way to get them adopted. But how do I get them to cooperate?
Gatos love anchovies. You're gonna need all you can get for their leader, Mr. Wiggles. Tell you what, if you help me back inside I'll give you as many cans of anchovies as you want.
Deal. [effortlessly picks him up and carries him over her head]
[amazed] Man, you are strong!
[takes him inside] I know.
[wearing a green sweatshirt with a photo of young Carlota] Mi amor, I decide to remember what to wear. What about this? Much?
Oh, a sweatshirt with little Carlota on it.
Isn't it cute? I made one for all mis bebes. [takes off the sweater and is wearing a matching one with baby CJ, another of baby Carl, and another with Carlitos' ultrasound; takes the ultrasound sweater off and is somehow wearing young Carlota under it]
[chuckles awkwardly] Might be a tad much.
[sighs] I know, you're wright, you're correct. It's just that our day together means so much to me. My baby's growing so fast and she's been so busy lately. Soon she'll be a grown-up with a career and family and my mija won't have time for mama. [starts sobbing, which gets on the sweater] Aye! I soaked Carlota!
Okay, I'm cute, casual and ready to go. What's up with mom?
Nothing. [spins away the tears, and the sweater] Just my morning cry, I'm very excited for our own favorite girl's favorite day.
[with bangs covering her own eyes] Ah, I can't say these things.
Who needs to see it here before you look like a supermodel? [takes out her phone] Say cheese!
No, Carlota, don't you dare! [tries to grab the phone]
Just one, they want an after picture.
[seeing her favorite mother on the phone with Jim; slightly angry] Mom, you're on your phone?! You're a hypocrite!
And there's my loving daughter for now.
JJim
Ooh, can we interview her?
Uh, no! Wanna go! Please buy my art! [hangs up and sighs]
Have you been on your phone this entire time?!
Not the entire time. I'm not on the phone for now. Okay, fine, I can help.
That's different, I was using my phone for my art. It's important that I respond to my fans.
Well, I use my phone for vlogging and that's really important to me.
Par, I can't deal with any more customers. I mean, they just don't know how to treat the merchandise.
PPar
Bro, I'm with you some people just don't have any self-control.
We should just close the store, that way, no one can come in and touch anything.
[takes out the intercom] Attention shoppers, there's a sale on nothing.
CCustomer
What does that mean?
It means we're closing. Everybody out! [everyone leaves the store; turns the sign] Finally.
PPar
Now, no one can get in the way of out employee discount.
[Later that evening at the apartments, the Casagrandes are holding an intervention for Hector to discuss about his gossip addiction]
[enters excitedly] Hola, I'm home! Ho, you guys will never guess what Vito wears to bed! [only sees his family, all super mad at him] What? You already know about the bunny pajamas?
No, Abuelo. This is a convention.
Actually, Carl, the word is "intervention."
Hector, your chisme addiction is embarrassing your family.
And making the customers mad.
You're a chismoso. And by that, I mean, you're the biggest gossip in town.
What? [not seeing the problem] I'm not a gossip. Anyway, as I was saying… Vito wears his pajamas with huge bunny ears! [the family grumbles at him; realizes what he's doing] Okay, now I see it. I didn't even know I was doing it. I'm sorry. I never meant any harm.
I know, mi amor, but when you talk about people behind their backs, it can be hurtful.
Ah, you're right. As of today, I am swearing off chisme. Right after I tell you about Mr. Scully's toupee. [snickers, then Ronnie Anne shoves a pillow in his mouth to shut him up]
[squawks] This won't be easy.
Don't worry, Abuelo, we can come by the mercado and help you cut the chisme.
[off-screen] It is I, Tuba Boy!
[Carl and Sergio see Alexis, in his Tuba Boy superhero costume with his mom recording]
Look, Mama! Tuba Boy, tu-ba rescue!
Alexis is submitting a sidekick too?
And his costume looks amazing.
Yeah, and mine's trash. I really need to step it up if I'm gonna win this contest!
[bumps into Adelaide, in her Pandalaide superhero costume] Adelaide, are you doing the contest too?
Better believe it. The name's Pandalaide! I've got panda power and sweet panda dance moves!
But you don't even watch "El Falcón."
You're right, 'cause the show has no strong female character, but that's where I come in!
Ooh, the letter from the show! [reading] "Dear Carl Casagrande, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, we didn't find El Pollito to be a very convincing sidekick." [whimpers with heartbreak] What?
Sorry, Carl. Crackers on me tonight.
[showing up along with Adelaide] Carl, we made it into the final round! What about you?
[tearing up, upset] I-I didn't make it. [lays his head flat on the ground, sobbing as Sergio comforts him]
Hey, you seem upset. You want a hug? It's one of Tuba Boy's powers.
No, I'm fine! Everything's fine!
Okay. Well, wish us luck.
[crumples up the letter, angrily] These judges got it all wrong! El Pollito's not convincing? Oh, I'll convince them all right!
Ooh, whatcha thinking? Blackmail? I know a pigeon.
No, we're gonna make another tape to prove the judges wrong. This time, we'll show El Pollito doing heroic acts.
