Where are we gonna get a baby? [cut to him tied up in a sandbox at the park, wearing a baby bonnet] Me and my big beak. [Carl stuffs a pacifier into his mouth]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
We did it! You're safe now. [unties Sergio]
My heroes!
Sergio?!
Why are you dressed as a baby?
Carl's idea! He wanted to look like a hero for the show.
[Carl frees himself and falls flat on the ground]
Carl, you put Sergio in real danger just to rescue him?
CCarl
[sighs sadly] It's true. I wanted to convince the show they were wrong for not picking me, but obviously, I totally blew it. Sorry. Turns out, I'm not much of a hero.
You're telling me.
CCJ
You broke my base!
CCarl
You broke El Falcón's cape!
BBoth
This is your fault!
[after doing some sleep walking; whispering] It worked! He's asleep!
[whispering] Finally!
[suddenly hears her mijos screaming and growls, they are about to start wrestling when they feel an extra set of hands, so she pulls them apart; angrily whispering] Are you kidding me?! [holds both of them in front of their baby hermano] If either of you wakes Carlitos… [pulls them away; fiercely with a background of fire] you may get grounded for one month! No, two months!
[After Carl kicks CJ's El Falcon base, CJ deletes all the games on Carl's handheld, much to his shock, then Carl angrily runs off and throws CJ's hair clippers out the window, shaving Vito's hair]
VVito
Hey, free haircut!
CCJ
[whispers] My clippers! [growls angrily at Carl, rushes off, then back with Carl's El Falcón shoes, and throws them out the window]
VVito
(Huh?) Hey, free shoes! [puts the shoes on his feet] Check out my new look!
EFEl Falcón
Mega elote!
[Fires a big piece of elote which bounces off a bust, the table lamp, Frida's canvaed easel, and hits Carlitos in the butt and the face. Once he woke up, he wails again and rewakes up Frida and Carlos]
[shocked] Who? What? Why?
[wakes up from the crying and sees what he's cuddling] Ugh! Lalo?! [Lalo leaves in a huff]
[sees Carlitos crying, then sees her mijos trying to tiptoe out of the room when they woke him up him and stops them] Hold it right there! That's it! Two of you are grounded!
CCJ
But…
CCarl
Mom…!
And why are you dressed as sheep?
I don't even care! No buts, no ands, no ifs, and no sos and ours. Go to your favorite rooms. And I may not hear a peep from one of you for the rest of the afternoon!
BBoth
This is your fault!
[angrily whispering] Hey! I said, not…a…peep.
[forgetting to whisper] Look at that, Frida! They managed to make up on their own.
Shh!
Whoops. Sorry, Frida. I got too excited.
[Carlitos cries off-screen]
[angrily] And now, you're grounded! [storms off]
[shocked] Wait, for how long?! [goes after Frida as she goes to his room]
Mom, Sid. Mom. Guess what? My unicorn princess outfit won first place for Cutest Cosplay! [holds up a 1st place ribbon]
BBecca
Honey, that is the most amazing news I've ever heard. I'm so proud of you!
Thanks. I deserved it. Look at me! [pulls a string on her party horn, shooting out confetti and lands on Sid]
BBecca
I'll add this ribbon to the Adelaide Wall of Fame.
Keep some shelf space open for me. I finished a whole slice of pizza in one bite. It took a lot of courage in mouth space, but I didn't give up. [stretches her mouth open wide]
BBecca
Wow, a whole slice.
[while braiding Ronnie Anne's hair] My mom was giving Adelaide all the attention, and I was sitting there like, "Hello? I'm your daughter too."
Ugh. Sounds rough. I'm impressed with your pizza eating abilities.
Thanks, but I feel like I have to do something big to make her proud of me. Ooh! I know! Maybe I'll eat two slices of pizza in one bite! Hit me, Breakfast Bot! [stretches her mouth wide open and Breakfast Bot stuffs the two pizza slices into her mouth] Pretty impressive, right?
Uh, that's cool, but you're also awesome with robots.
You know it, girl.
[holding up her phone] And look! There's a Robotics Competition coming up right here in Great Lakes City!
Winning that would definitely impress my mom! [burps]
[groans from the smell] Too bad there isn't a Strongest Pepperoni Burp Competition.
From the looks of things, I could actually win this.
LLisa
[showing up; clears throat] Maybe you need your vision checked because your competition just got stiffer.
Lisa Loud?! I subscribed to your monthly newsletter! You're competing too?
LLisa
Yep. [presses her wrist watch] Todd, initiate grand entrance. [Todd emerges from the smoke cloud and zooms off with his name written in cloud form, as Sid watches in shock with her jaw dropped] May the best bot win.
[As Maybelle and MangoBot get eliminated from the competition when Mangobot failed to show off his cleaning skill]
We'll get 'em next time, MangoBot.
MMangoBot
[sadly] Mango.
[After Vito and Robbie are eliminated from the competition when Robbie failed to make a dunk in the basketball hoop]
VVito
[comforting Robbie as he sobs] Let's get you some ice cream.
RRobbie
[happily] Rocky Road always cheers me up.
[presenting his plate of a stacked pancakes to the judges] I make this look and taste good.
J1Judge #1
[amazed] Ah, looks delicious!
J3Judge #3
Wow!
Todd even outdid us at breakfast, and you're Breakfast Bot! This is gonna be harder than we thought.
This isn't your best pep talk.
LLisa
Todd, initiate guitar riff.
[Todd wheels up on stage and makes an incredible riffing on his keyboard guitar]
Those are some sweet riffs. But we can beat that, Breakfast Bot.
LLisa
Todd, initiate drums.
[Todd takes out an electric drum set and plays both his instruments]
All right, he can do both at the same time. But we're still not done for.
LLisa
Todd, initiate rap.
TTodd
[rapping] ♪ T-O-Double D / Can't you see I'm on a mission? / Coming in hot about to win this competition / Did I say something wrong? / 'Cause you look kind of annoyed / Well, I guess that's what you get / When you try to beat an android ♪
Ugh, why's it got to be so catchy?! [turns to Breakfast Bot, who's jamming out to the music, snaps him out of it] Stop it! We got to focus. We haven't even picked your talent yet.
LLisa
Initiate mic-drop finale.
[putting on a wrestling mask] Activate Lucha Fight Mode!
Oh, no! I didn't realize I put the Lucha disc in there! It's programmed to wrestle all the other robots!
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