Par, I can't deal with any more customers. I mean, they just don't know how to treat the merchandise.
PPar
Bro, I'm with you some people just don't have any self-control.
We should just close the store, that way, no one can come in and touch anything.
PPar
Agreed.
[takes out the intercom] Attention shoppers, there's a sale on nothing.
CCustomer
What does that mean?
It means we're closing. Everybody out! [everyone leaves the store; turns the sign] Finally.
PPar
Now, no one can get in the way of out employee discount.
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