Adelaide quotes from The Casagrandes

What happened Mr. Scully?

I was trying to check the meter to the building, but those darn feral cats won't let me. I finally called animal control to come round them up?

What is animal control going to do with them? Find them a new alley?

Well, the nice ones will get adopted probably.

What about the not nice ones?

Don't worry, the not nice ones might have to spend a little more time at the shelter, but I'm sure someone will come to… [gets a tin can thrown at him] I hope you enjoy a lifetime behind bars you nasty felines! [storms off]

A lifetime behind bars? I can't let that happen. I have to find a way to get them adopted. But how do I get them to cooperate?

Bobby

Gatos love anchovies. You're gonna need all you can get for their leader, Mr. Wiggles. Tell you what, if you help me back inside I'll give you as many cans of anchovies as you want.

Deal. [effortlessly picks him up and carries him over her head]

Bobby

[amazed] Man, you are strong!

[takes him inside] I know.

[bumps into Adelaide, in her Pandalaide superhero costume] Adelaide, are you doing the contest too?

Better believe it. The name's Pandalaide! I've got panda power and sweet panda dance moves!

But you don't even watch "El Falcón."

You're right, 'cause the show has no strong female character, but that's where I come in!

Ooh, the letter from the show! [reading] "Dear Carl Casagrande, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, we didn't find El Pollito to be a very convincing sidekick." [whimpers with heartbreak] What?

Sorry, Carl. Crackers on me tonight.

[showing up along with Adelaide] Carl, we made it into the final round! What about you?

[tearing up, upset] I-I didn't make it. [lays his head flat on the ground, sobbing as Sergio comforts him]

Hey, you seem upset. You want a hug? It's one of Tuba Boy's powers.

No, I'm fine! Everything's fine!

Okay. Well, wish us luck.

[crumples up the letter, angrily] These judges got it all wrong! El Pollito's not convincing? Oh, I'll convince them all right!

Ooh, whatcha thinking? Blackmail? I know a pigeon.

No, we're gonna make another tape to prove the judges wrong. This time, we'll show El Pollito doing heroic acts.

We did it! You're safe now. [unties Sergio]

My heroes!

Sergio?!

Why are you dressed as a baby?

Carl's idea! He wanted to look like a hero for the show.

Carl, you put Sergio in real danger just to rescue him?

[sighs sadly] It's true. I wanted to convince the show they were wrong for not picking me, but obviously, I totally blew it. Sorry. Turns out, I'm not much of a hero.

You're telling me.

Mom, Sid. Mom. Guess what? My unicorn princess outfit won first place for Cutest Cosplay! [holds up a 1st place ribbon]

Honey, that is the most amazing news I've ever heard. I'm so proud of you!

Thanks. I deserved it. Look at me! [pulls a string on her party horn, shooting out confetti and lands on Sid]

I'll add this ribbon to the Adelaide Wall of Fame.

Sid

Keep some shelf space open for me. I finished a whole slice of pizza in one bite. It took a lot of courage in mouth space, but I didn't give up. [stretches her mouth open wide]

Wow, a whole slice.