Ronnie Anne quotes from The Casagrandes

Ronnie Anne

Step 2: acting lessons.

I got this! Show me anger, despair, passion!

[disgusted] He's got gassy down!

I've got a better way. Lalo, just think of something really sad. It's what I do to get out of punishments.

Ronnie Anne

[standing on the sofa] Whoa, he's good.

[disappointed with Nelson] Why did you have to bite the director? Bad Nelson. [leaves]

Ronnie Anne

We're here for the auditions.

Great! You're up after those two.

They did that on purpose. [chuckles]

Next!

Wow, check out the TV! [presses a button on the remote and the screen shows Lalo on set, wearing a motion capture suit]

Ronnie Anne

Hey, there's Lalo on set!

Does that suit look too tight for him?

[relaxing on the massage chair] It's slimming. He'll be fine.

Ronnie Anne

Yeah, you're probably right. Whoa, this TV has video games!

[enraged] You! You just ruined my movie!

Ronnie Anne

Yeah? Well you almost ruined my dog!

What?! The dog was never in any real danger. This is a movie set, kid! See all the special effects?

So, who ended up babysitting?

[in hasty unison] Bobby

Bobby

[in hasty unison] Carlota.

Well, whoever it was, seems like you did a good job.

Ronnie Anne

[decided to finally come out of her room, and enters] Hey, guys. What did I miss?

Sid

What year is it? How long have I been frozen?

This is heaven on-- [gets hit by a dodgeball]

Hey! Can we get our ball back?

Ronnie Anne

Hey, Dodge. Here you go. [throws the ball back at her] We were wondering if we could share the gym with you since it's too cold outside to skate.

Oh, of course you can… Not!

Ronnie Anne

Oh, come on. The gym's big enough for all of us.

Too bad. We were here, first. Now take your boards, and go! [throws the ball at the door as it opens]

Aye, my makeup's running.

Don't worry, I'll clean you up. [looks around for her makeup bag and realizes she accidentally left it back at the hotel; gasps in horror] My makeup bag! I left it at the hotel! I'll have to go back!

Oof, good luck. 12 is Midnight is staying on my floor, and their fans are even more intense than mine.

Sid

Did you say 12 is Midnight is on your floor?!

We can get it for you.

Ronnie Anne

Um, I mean, we'd be happy to help you out, my sweet prima. [gives her prima cute eyes and blinks]

Oh, awesome. Thanks, muchachas. Here's my key card. Help yourself to any snacks in the--

Sid

[holding her Yoon Kwan standee] Let's go, paper Yoon Kwan!

Ronnie Anne

Boy, these celebrities sure stay in some ritzy places.

Sid

That key card let's go anywhere in the hotel, and if we're super duper lucky, we'll catch a glimpse of 12 is Midni--

Ronnie Anne

[hyperventilating and holding Sid as they both jump on their feet] They're… They're… They're right there. [mumbles]

Ronnie Anne

Now let's go get the "makeup kit".

Ronnie Anne

[while skating] Did you guys hear the big news? Coach… Crawford's…

Coach Crawford's what?

Getting a mohawk?

Learning how to smile?

Tell us! The suspense is too much to handle.

Ronnie Anne

[stops skating] Retiring!

No way!

Ronnie Anne

Yes, way!

[noticing Sameer crying in joy and tries to comfort him] It's okay, Sameer. I didn't know they were so close.

I'm not sad. These are happy tears. [wipes them away] Coach Crawford always made us work so hard in gym class.

Look, everyone! Here comes the bride! Your groom, Artemis, awaits you.

Ronnie Anne

[shocked with humiliation] Aye, chihuahua.

Gatos, Gatos, Gatos, Gatos!

[bursts into the mercado with a broomstick] Gatos?! Where, where?!

Ronnie Anne

Not real cats, Abuela. [points to the orange team banner] The soccer team!

Oh. Well, before those real gatos get here, I'll be able to feel ready. [leaves the mercado]

I don't know what you are very excited about. Everyone knows the gatos lose every game.

This is not a real game. [rips off his sweater, revealing a gato t-shirt] It's the Crosslake Championship!

[mockingly] Oh. So they're gonna be big losers! I've got my money on anyone who's not The Gatos. [rips off his own shirt, revealing a t-shirt with a "No" sign covering the team logo]

[aghast; comes from behind the counter and bumps Vito] Just wait. Our star player, Picosito, is gonna win this year. After he's hot, ay-yi-yi, he's hot!

Too bad he's been ice cold for years.

Ernesto

Buenos dias, mis estrellitas. Today, I am talking about the water sign.

Oh, Maria, that's you.

Ernesto

A lifetime of happiness is in sight if…

If…

Ernesto

You're back with your ex by tonight. Es tu destino!

Maria, you're getting back together with Arturo. I knew it.

Ugh, ay, Mama. You know I don't believe in any of that Ernesto stuff.

Yeah, me neither. But it's so weird because the other day he predicted… [flashback to the day he was brushing his teeth, squeezes the toothpaste tube and cash comes out] I'd find treasure in the bathroom. Check it out. It smells like mint.

Money in the bathroom?! [dashes into the bathroom]

Well, Ernesto's prediction for me can't possibly feel true. I shan't be there to talk to Arturo because I don't need to talk to Arturo for today. I won't be there to talk to Arturo because I don't need to talk to Arturo for today. I'm helping Frida with an art project all day, and Arturo is trying to fly off to a medical convention in an hour. [walks away]

Trust me, mis niños, Ernesto's predictions always come true.

Bobby

What if Ernesto is correct?

Ronnie Anne

Mom and Dad are not getting back togetherly. Are they?

Bobby

If they was, it might start to mean a lifetime of happiness for all of us!

Ronnie Anne

I guess it's worth a shot. All we need to do is get them togetherly by tonight and let the magic happen.

[pops up between them] You know, your favorite mom and dad had their own first date at the pier, so maybe if they met there.

Ronnie Anne

Excellent idea, Abuela! I'll just pick Mom up from the gallery. You stop Dad from getting on that plane.

Ronnie Anne

[looking around] Mom! Mom, are you here?

[in a large orange piñata statue] Ronnie Anne, is that you?

Ronnie Anne

Mom, what happened to you?

Frida. When I agreed to do this life-size mold for her art installation, I didn't expect to be in plaster for four hours.

Ronnie Anne

Oh, no. We didn't do all this work just so another ex could swoop in and ruin everything!

Bobby

Yeah, let that T-Bone find his own lifetime of happiness!

Hey, would you like to have dinner with me tonight at our place?

Bobby

They have a place?!

[blushing] You remember the pizza place? I'll meet you there tonight at 7:00. I better go freshen up. [rushes off]

Ernesto

You better fix this rapido or you're gonna be stuck with this guy!

Ronnie Anne

We have to get rid of T-Bone and get Dad to the restaurant.

Bobby

I'll grab Dad and meet you there!