Alex quotes from The Big Bang Theory

Has your, uh, assistant said anything about me?

Sheldon

Oh, in fact, she has. Uh, her exact words were, what is that guy’s problem?

I’m in her head. Let the dance begin.

Alex

Here’s your frozen yogurt, Dr. Cooper.

Leonard

This should be fun.

Sheldon

Half chocolate, half vanilla, side by side, not swirled?

Alex

Yes.

Sheldon

Half a teaspoon of sprinkles?

Alex

Rainbow, not chocolate.

Sheldon

Two cherries?

Alex

One on top, one on the bottom.

Sheldon

Stems removed?

Alex

Um, top one, yes. I didn't check the one on the bottom.

Leonard

Oh!

Alex

I’m so sorry, Dr. Cooper.

Sheldon

It’s all right, Alex. I’m not mad at you, I’m just disappointed.

Sheldon

[arriving with Alex] Oh, good, Leonard, you’re here. Science news. This will interest you. And, Penny, feel free to paint your nails.

Leonard

What do you got?

Sheldon

I believe Alex may have unearthed the grade school science project that could be my ticket to the Nobel Prize. Behold.

Leonard

Magnets: What Do They Stick To? If the answer is metal, it’s not exactly groundbreaking.

Sheldon

The original title was “A Re-derivation of Maxwell’s Equations Regarding Electromagnetism”" I dumbed it down because some of the more religious people in town were starting to say I was a witch.

Alex

Sheldon thinks the approach in this paper might change the way we calculate ferromagnetic hysteresis.

Penny

Oh, it’s about time. I hated the old way. Hi. I’m Penny.

Alex

Alex. Uh, do you work with Dr. Hofstadter?

Penny

In a way. We've kind of been involved in a five-year experiment.

Alex

Oh. Well, you’re lucky. He seems very talented. And I’m sure a lot of people want to work with him.

Penny

Well, a lot of people can’t. Uh, hey.

Leonard

Where are we going?

Penny

My limbic system wants to take your pants off.

Alex

She seems nice.

Sheldon

Notice people on your own time. We’re working.

Alex

Oh hi, Dr. Hofstader.

Leonard

Oh, hey, Alex. And call me Leonard. Dr. Hofstadter is my father. And my mother. And my sister. And our cat. Although I'm pretty sure that Dr. "Boots" Hofstader's degree is honorary.

Alex

May I join you, Leonard?

Leonard

Sure. Um, let me ask you something. My girlfriend knows this guy at school. He's got an English accent.

Alex

Ooh, I love English accents.

Leonard

Yeah, you all do. Anyway, I feel like he's hitting on her. She says he's just being nice and I should trust her.

Alex

It's probably harmless. You know how it is. I'm sure you get hit on all the time.

Leonard

Right. Because girls are always like: "Oooh, that guy owns two Star Trek uniforms and gets lots of ear infections. I gotta get me some of that."

Alex

You know, I bet it happens more than you realize.

Leonard

Trust me. It doesn't.

Alex

You sure? You're cute. You're funny. Maybe you're getting hit on and you don’t even know it.

Leonard

Really?

Alex

Yep, pretty sure.

Leonard

[Laughs] I have to get back to work. Thanks for listening.

Alex

No problem.

Leonard

Hope no girls rip my clothes off along the way.