Oh hi, Dr. Hofstader.
Oh, hey, Alex. And call me Leonard. Dr. Hofstadter is my father. And my mother. And my sister. And our cat. Although I'm pretty sure that Dr. "Boots" Hofstader's degree is honorary.
May I join you, Leonard?
Sure. Um, let me ask you something. My girlfriend knows this guy at school. He's got an English accent.
Ooh, I love English accents.
Yeah, you all do. Anyway, I feel like he's hitting on her. She says he's just being nice and I should trust her.
It's probably harmless. You know how it is. I'm sure you get hit on all the time.
Right. Because girls are always like: "Oooh, that guy owns two Star Trek uniforms and gets lots of ear infections. I gotta get me some of that."
You know, I bet it happens more than you realize.
Trust me. It doesn't.
You sure? You're cute. You're funny. Maybe you're getting hit on and you don’t even know it.
Really?
Yep, pretty sure.
[Laughs] I have to get back to work. Thanks for listening.
No problem.
Hope no girls rip my clothes off along the way.
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