That was a really nice dinner. I'm glad you asked me out again.
You see me all the time. Are you sure you just don't miss the sex?
Well, yeah. Sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?
I have. You are... not wrong. [pauses] I just think if we're gonna try dating again, we should take things slow.
Oh, I can take it slow. Have I ever told you about my first girlfriend in high school, Karen Berberick? To this day, she doesn't know we were going out. Made it easier on her when I broke things off.
Okay, well maybe not THAT slow.
How about this? Are you familiar with the typical development for computer software?
Yup, just for fun, let's say I'm not.
Before an application is released, they give it a trial run. We could do that. If we hit a rough spot, instead of getting mad, let's say, hey, we found a bug and report it so it can be fixed.
You mean like a Beta test?
Technically, this would be an Alpha test. A Beta test requires the people that weren't involved in the development of the app...
Seriously, do I not get credit for knowing Beta test?
Hang on, Doctor C. What's vexillology?
Vexillology is the study of flags.
Cool. I think I just learned something!
Did you have fun doing it?
[Leonard walks into his apartment after his date with Penny]
[playing Bavarian music while dressed in lederhosen; alongside Amy, who is in a pretzel costume. Speaking directly to the camera] Guten tag, das Youtube! Ich bein ein Bavarian.
Und ich bein ein a pretzel.
Und dis is Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun-
{Leonard slowly closes the door shut, walking away]
You got SIWI, huh? The voice wecognition on that thing is tewwible. Wook. [To SIRI] SIWI, can you wecommend a westewaunt?
S SIRI
I'm sorry, Bawwy. I don't understand "wecommend a westewaunt."
Wisten to me. Not westewaunt, "westewaunt."
S SIRI
I don't know what you mean by "not westewaunt, 'westewaunt.'"
See, totaw cwap. You suck, SIWI.
Hey, don't talk to her like that! She's a lady.
[scoffs] Weww, that "wady" took high-wes pictuwes of my junk wast night for Cwaigswist. Water!
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