Bernadette Rostenkowski quotes from The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon

I went down to the city compliance office to turn you in.

Howard

Are you kidding?

Sheldon

But I didn’t do it. I filled out the form and then realized that the unwritten laws of friendship are more important than the written rules of the city of Altadena City and Planning Department.

Bernadette

Aw.

Howard

Really? Aw?

Sheldon

And you’ll be happy to know that while I was there I did look into your neighbor’s balcony and it is encroaching on your property line. I had all this pent-up snitch energy so I reported him hard.

Howard

What did they say?

Sheldon

He’s going to have to remove it.

Bernadette

So the good guys win?

Sheldon

Well, I don’t know if I’d call you the good guys. You’re enforcing a law on him which you’re willfully ignoring yourselves.

Bernadette

Uh. All right, fine. The morally compromising guys win!

Sheldon

Apparently so.

Penny

I want to be really prepared for the conference.

Bernadette

You're gonna do great.

Penny

You really think so?

Bernadette

Of course. They're scared of you. You're scared of me. The system works.