Meldar, Hugh and others in “Unfinished Business”

Meldar

Humans of Earth… Your planet is being connected to the Galactic Cable Network, with over nine billion channels of service.

Hugh

[gasps] Free cable?! From space?!

Meldar

Enjoy watching your fellow creatures play for their lives on this addition of "Intergalactic Showdown!"

Judy

What did he mean, "play for their lives?"

Hugh

I don't know. But nine billion channels! Look at all these great shows! "Laser Soccer from Regulon." Who Wants To Marry A Yolkian?" "Studs!"

Judy

Hugh, go back! I think I saw the kids!

Hugh

It was just some stupid game show.

Judy

Hugh! [switches back to the channel; horrified when she sees her son and his friends on the screen] Jimmy! My sweet baby! What is he doing there?!

Hugh

Playing for cash and valuable prizes, I assume.

Judy

I'm calling the other parents. Stay on that channel!