Judy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Hugh

Don't waste your time, sport. All the pipes are frozen solid.

Judy

[to Jimmy] Sweetie, eat your caribou before it gets hard and icy.

Judy

[to Hugh] Why don't you spend some quality time with Jimmy? It could be a special Father-Son day.

Hugh

That's a great idea! I used to have those with my Aunty all the time! Only we called them Aunty-Nephew days, but it's probably the same basic, uh, idea. We could go to the park, we could, uh… eat cheese! We could even go to Retroland! I love those zig-zaggy lines! They're so … not … straight.

Judy

[sighs] Oh, Hugh.

Judy

Hugh, that was not our son! That thing had fur, and big teeth, and whiskers!

Hugh

I've been calling him, "furry Jimmy."

Judy

Cindy! Libby! Have some cake and goody bags!

Cindy

No thanks, Mrs. Neutron.

Libby

Do you have any carrot sticks or maybe some antacid?

Judy

Jimmy! Wake up! Time for school.

Better activate bedroom android. [activates the Jimmy Android as Judy enters his room]

Morning, Mom. Be down in a minute. I love you. You're the best mom in the world.

Judy

James Neutron, go to bed right now, and I mean you! Not the Jimmy Android that says nice things.

Boy, moms are smart. Good night, Goddard.

[landing on the ground and hops out of his rocket after giving an announcement to all of Retroville for not making anymore candy] No more candy, no more problems. What are they gonna go? Riot? [to his surprise in shock, an angry mob shows up, rioting at him]

[chanting angrily] Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy!

Hugh

I can't believe I'm saying that about my own son but, that candy is just too darn good.

Judy

[holding up a sign saying, "We want candy now!"] Don't talk! Chant! [resumes chanting]

Hugh

Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy!

People, listen to me! It's only candy!

Cindy

I say we hold him down and force him to make us more candy!

Hugh

Good idea, go for his tiny legs! CHARGE!!

ATTACK!!!

Goddard, chopper mode! [grabs onto Goddard's tail and hovers in the air]

Judy

Oh, no you don't, mister! Grab him! Get him, right now! Pull him down!

Goddard, plot a course for the most deserted place in town!

Miss Fowl

Confiscate! Must confiscate! I’ll take this roof, young man! You can't have it back at the end of class!

Judy

Drop the toaster and run for it!

Hugh

Gah, but I wanna see the big lady. And it's not just a toaster it does waffles too!

Judy

Hugh!

Hugh

[to Jimmy] Just got a phone call from Terry's mom! Did you two have a little spat-a-roo?

Judy

Hugh, the talk?

Hugh

[clears throat] Once upon on time, a boy sparrow said to a girl sparrow, "Hey, nice feathers! Can I buy you some millet?" Well, the girl sparrow…

You know what, dad? I would really love to hear the rest, but I'm having a small emergency, bye!

Hugh

And when he got to her nest, he was alarmed to find out that her mother was a cantankerous old crow!

Judy

Hugh!

Hugh

What is this? Insect repellent? A compass? Toilet paper? These frilly luxuries will just weigh us down.

Judy

Hugh, are you sure you know what you're doing?

Hugh

Don't forget I was an Acorn Lad! I remember everything I ever learned like the song we used to sing! [singing] We are the Acorn Lads, something, something, the Acorn Lads.

Come on, Goddard!

Hugh

No, no, no, no. [gives Goddard to Judy] No technology at all on this trip.

Hugh

Let's get a move on, puddin'. Don't wanna miss the overture! [Sings, to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony] Da-da-da-duck! Da-da-da-duck! [Continues singing]

Judy

Oh, Hugh. [To Jimmy] We'll be home around 11:30.

Hugh

Eh, Jimbo, you want us to… wake ya up when we get home and reenact the show?

Uh…no thanks.

[answering the phone as it rings] Jimmy Neutron, party monster.

Hugh

Jimbo?

[alarmed] Dad?!

Hugh

Bad news. One of the actors in Ducks broke his wing, so I jumped on stage to fill in and, well, I kind of, sort of, I, uh, accidentally-

Judy

[annoyed] He destroyed the entire set.

Hugh

It could've happened to anybody. Anyways, we'll be home in about 5 minutes. See you soon, son! [tosses out the phone into the street, ending the call]

[horrified; believing he's gonna be in so much trouble] 5 minutes?! NO!

Betty

Hey, what's the matter, Jimmy? You okay?

Nothing, everything's perfect.

Betty

Good, because I am dancing till, I can't dance no more.

[laughs] Ah, that's great. I mean, no, it's not! [turns to his watch] Estimate parental unit arrival time. [His watch reads T-minus 04:12] Okay, that was fun. Wish you could stay, but I understand. Time to call it a night. Thanks for coming, bye!

Libby

We're not leaving the party. It finally got good, hmm!

Nick

You can't kick me out. I'm… I'm me.

Carl

Don't stop me, Jimmy. I've got feet of flames!

Hugh

Uh, sugar booger? How long did we have a raptor in the closet? [dinosaur growls and attacks him]

Judy

[cross] James Isaac Neutron!

I can fix that! I hope!

Hugh

Bad dinosaur! Bad--! No, that's it! Out of the house! [an iris circle appears on the house, showing a black background; dinosaur chomps him] Ow! I'm glad you're extinct! You're mean! [the dinosaur chases after him]

Mom, Dad, you can't honestly believe the Yolkians aren't evil anymore just 'cause they brought us presents.

Judy

But such lovely presents, dear. Hugh, look at my new diamond earrings again.

Hugh

Still beautiful. You see, Jim-Jim, evil spaceniks are people just like you and me, and like people, they deserve a second chance, especially the ones with huge bags of gifts.

Well, the sooner they go back to Yolkus, the better, if you ask me.

King Goobot

[flushes the toilet as he exits the bathroom] Hello, Neutrons. How are my three humanoid life forms doing?

Mom! What's he doing here?!

Judy

Didn't you tell him, Hugh?

Hugh

[realizes] Nope. Must've slipped my mind. Jimbo, say hello to our new houseguest—- King Goobot!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! Time out, here! We're letting an evil alien live in our house?!

Hugh

Now, Jimbo, don't be rude. The Yokians are friendly now. They've even offered to fill in for all of us at our humdrum jobs for as long as we want.

Mom, say something!

Judy

How do you like your steak cooked, Mr. Goobot?

King Goobot

Cooked?! Oh, uh, I mean, however you like it, my good woman.

Judy

I'm worried about Jimmy, Hugh. He's alienated everyone in town with all this talk of evil Yolkians.

Hugh

D'oh, you know boys. It's probably just a phase, like…collecting bugs or eating soup with your hands. I hear Jimbo's over this whole "evil" Yolkian thing by now.

[runs into the kitchen] Mom, Dad, the Yolkians are planning on feeding the entire town to Poultra at today's picnic!

Hugh

[spits out his drink] I stand corrected.

Judy

What are you talking about Jimmy?

They're transporting Poultra's water dish down from deep space. That means Poultra's not far behind! Whatever you do, don't go to the picnic today.

Hugh

We're still going, right?

Judy

Wouldn't miss it.