Carl quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Uh… what is this, Mrs. Wheezer?

WMrs. Wheezer

Fiber loaf à la king- a hypoallergenic protein substitute.

You see, Jimmy, the Mrs. and I are allergic to most, meat, fish, grain, dairy, fruit, vegetable, and jalapeño-based food products.

Carl

Eat it, Jimmy, before it gets damp.

[grabs the fork and picks it up, with the entire bowl stuck to it] Well, mind if I add some salt?

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♪ Ohhhhhh...! ♪

WWheezers

♪ Sitting and singing. Singing and sitting. Sitting -- ♪

Don't you guys ever just watch TV?

Carl

My mom says too much TV before bed causes brain lesions.

Second verse!

WWheezers

♪ Sitting and singing. Singing and sitting. ♪

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This is ridiculous. Allergies, germs, constricted nighttime airways… what's next?!

Carl

[wiping his hand on Jimmy's face] Do not fear. Only I can tame Sancho the Wonder Llama.

[losing it] That's it! [gets up and runs out] I can't take it anymore!

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Come on, family! We're gonna climb Mt. Incredibly Unstable!

[Mrs. and Carl look scared.]

Carl

No one's ever climbed Mt. Incredibly Unstable and lived! I'm in!

WMrs. Wheezer

Me too.

[The Wheezers run off, shouting.]

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Eustace [to Jimmy]: Make ready, Neutron: you're about to face the ultimate triumph in expensive robot technology. Blix!

[Blix lets a small, cat-like robot into the arena]

Carl

Aw, it's adorable!

They just don't make crazed, berserk robots like they used to.

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People, people! I know what this rock is. Carl, Sheen, show the first slide.

[speaking into a megaphone] SLIDE!

Carl

Ow, Sheen, I'm right next to you!

[The lights go out and a slideshow begins the rock's history]

Since 1511, there have been reports of rocks with strange symbols falling from the daytime sky. In every case, these rocks were destroyed before scientists had a chance to study them. These are those rocks. Minsk, Russia, 1653-- Rock pulverized by Imperial guards. Reykjavík, Iceland, 1810-- Also crushed. Lima, Peru, 1880-- Rock elected mayor, then overthrown by rebels.

MMan

Well, at least it wasn't crushed.

Then crushed. Butte, Montana, 1957-- Rock made into soup and eaten by prospectors.

[The last photo shows Sheen snorkeling in a bathroom toilet]

[screams] Carl!

Ladies and gentlemen, the aliens that sent these message stones are today, giving Earth another chance. I implore you to let me take the rock to my lab for study!

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Meldar

Each player will step forward and place their vote into the giant Head of Truth. First up, Jimmy.

[walks up to the table and votes for Cindy] I tried to be your friend, but I have a planet to save.

[walks up to the table and votes for Jimmy] Sorry, pally. The human race can't afford another slip-up.

[also votes for Jimmy] Bye-bye, big-head.

Well, you know what they say, dude. You can fool all the people some other time, but you can't fool the time with the people that the, the… FORGET IT!

Carl

I hope that once you get over the betrayal, you'll still come over for cookies.

[Goddard votes for Cindy]

Bolbi

Bolbi not wearing underpants. [votes himself off]

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I don't think we're in Retroville anymore.

This is all an illusion! The Brains have placed us under some sort of mass hypnosis.

What if they make us act like chickens?!

Carl

What do we do, Jimmy?

I don't know. Unless we can break their hold on us, we're completely at the Brains' mercy.

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Carl

Well, guys, we saved the Earth.

And more importantly, we won the car!

This isn't right. We've gotta go back!

Neutron, what are you doing?

I'm reprogramming the auto-pilot. I won't let all those planets be destroyed!

Are you nuts?! But we barely got out of there alive!

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[Cindy, Libby, Nick, Butch and Miss Fowl all rebuke Carl after their Twonkies transformed into rampaging monsters and attacked any type of musical harmony]

Your Twonkies attacked us in babycize class!

They busted my boom box!

Miss Fowl

Those things are a menace!

Nick

Dude, my do is ruined!

Butch

Just when I was learning to love again!

Guys! This isn't the time for blame. If it were, I'd be saying things like "I tried to tell you" and "Why didn't you jerks listen to me?" Now all your stories have a common theme.

Carl

Painful biting?

Butch

Massive blood loss?

No! Music! Harmonic patterns causes the Twonkies to morph into hostile beasts and attack the source of the sound. We've got to shut down all the music in town before the rest of the Twonkies hear.

You can't stop the music!

We've got to!

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Carl

Look! Up in the sky!

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

Nick

It's Neutron! With that weird kid strapped to his hovercar!

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[Outer Space; Jimmy and his friends are flying back home to Earth in their Astrocar after playing mini golf on planet Mercury]

Engines down! Losing power! Abandon ship!

You're enjoyin' that massage chair a little too much.

Set boosters on "Lower back"! Engage!

Carl

Thanks for taking us miniature golfing on Mercury, Jimmy. Hey, you want some of my extra orange juice my mom packed me?

Thanks, Carl… [drinks the whole bottle] but we're not home yet. I still have to steer us past the Van Patten Radiation Belt.

Ha! Neutron probably thought the low gravity would throw off my backswing. Wrong! As usual.

Hey, hey, how about instead of bragging, you thank me for inviting you along at all?!

You're right, Jimmy. Thank you… [pause] for letting me kick your butt on the back nine!

What is your problem, Vortex?!

I don't have a problem! What's your problem?

Oh, I think you do have a problem! [arguing in unison] You know what the problem is?!

[arguing in unison] No, I'm not the one with the problem, Neutron!

Carl

[eating a sandwich] It's so hard to digest when they argue like that. [belches]

Oh, this space travel is giving me a zit! I need vanishing cream.

You just can't admit that I smoke you in athletics.

Oh, oh, yeah? You wanna go right now? [holds his hand, challenging her to an arm wrestle]

Bring it on, brain boy!

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[After passing through the Van Patten Radiation Belt and crash landing back home to Earth, Cindy has been given the ability of super strength, Sheen has the ability of super speed, Libby has the ability to turn invisible, Carl has the ability to make sonic burps, and Jimmy's skin has been turned orange and his hair green]

I think I see what happened. You all got superpowers based on what you were doing when the Van Patten rays hit.

And you just turned orange? How lame is that?

It's not lame! Maybe my cells store massive amounts of vitamin C or something.

Carl

[sniffs] Mmm. He does have a pleasing, fruity aroma. [laughs along with the girls, making Jimmy cringe angrily]

Guys, get serious. We've all been endowed with incredible power. And I say we use that power to attack Tokyo! [runs to Tokyo and back] Guys, come on, pick up the pace.

Sheen's right! Except for the part about Tokyo- we have been given incredible power. But we should use it to fight crime.

Why didn't I think of that?

You mean… become superheroes?

I hate to admit it, but that would be cool.

Carl

I can fight crime, but I have to be home by 5:30.