Ah the sea, whose water grows our gardens, whose electric eels light our homes, whose jellyfish fill our jelly donuts.
Sheen, none of those things do any of those things.
Hey! You try staying awake staring at a stupid ocean!
[grumbling sound]
What's that sound? Carl, you're supposed to watch our readings.
CarlI'am. Their fine.
Well, what does the fuel gauge say?
Carl
It's fine. It's on "E" for…"engored with gas"…? [motor stops and hover car falling]
[Everyone is screaming]
If you say so… [Carl and Sheen making faces]
You know what... just go back to the screaming. [Everyone screams again]
[Hover car splash in the ocean]
Carl
Is everybody okay?
Well, I'am a little concerned that we're STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!
Carl
Calm down, Sheen.
Don't tell me to calm down! This is all your fault! Anybody with a brain knows that "E" stands for... uh.... "elp yourself to some gas"!
Carl
I was going to share, and I ate one, but it was so good, so I ate four and I…I…I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON!
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! [throws the chocolate away] GET HIS LEGS, LIBBY! [he grabs Carl]
Sheen, you can't throw Carl overboard.
Because he might have more FOOD ON HIM! [they start pulling Carl back in and they hear a horn blow] Guys, did you hear something?
Carl
It wasn't me.
[gasps] It's an ocean liner! Try to get their attention!
Carl
But they're so far away.
Jimmy must keep a flare in here look around! [sees an emergency button] I think this is it.
Carl
"For emergencies only."
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! PUSH IT!
[A light points towards the ship and explosion]
Um… maybe we should just keep this to ourselves.
Finished, now put your fuel ingredients into the gas tank.
[Libby and Carl put all the ingredients into the gas tank, but Sheen picks up some strange rocks and put them into the gas tank]
Sheen, what kind's of rocks are those?
Well I didn't know what shale look like, but I found these cool rocks deep in the jungle. Look!
[Sheen gives the strange rock to Jimmy]
These don't feel like rocks at all. they feel like…
[Libby screamed and they see a giant spider attack the hover car and they all hide in the rock]
Jimmy, that's the spider that made the web we saw!
I think we put some of her eggs in the gas tank!
Carl
If it destroys the hover car, we'll be stranded here forev… [record stretches]
SLSheen, Libby, and Carl
Did she just call you Jimmy?
FCFuture Cindy
NERDTRON! Nerdtron, what are you doing?! You're supposed to be soaking my mother's feet! And if it's not done every hour on the hour, she experiences severe flaking!
FJFuture Jimmy
Cindy, can you not call me Nerdtron? [scoffs] Now that we're married?
[The word "married" repeats itself, slowing down each time.]
NO… [commercial break, after which he's still screaming] …OOO! [faints]
Carl
Wow. You just screamed for four minutes, Jim.
I'm both impressed and disturbed.
FCFuture Carl
Yeah. I remember the first time I saw Mrs. V's feet.
Carl
Me of the future, why are you a wanted criminal?
FCFuture Carl
For crimes of fashion. Dictator Libby tells everyone how to dress, but I cannot wear those shiny fabrics. They make me chafe.
Carl
They don't breathe is the problem.
FCFuture Carl
Yes! Finally, someone who understands!
Look, the birthday girl. Okay, I can explain. In the future, you're mad with power...
[enraged] Oh, I'm mad all right!
[Libby throws Jimmy, Carl and Sheen out of the house and slams the door.]
We'll explain all this to Libby after we save the future.
Right. I won't let my dear, sweet Libby become a horrible dictator! Although if she wants to wear the outfit, that's cool.
Carl
Guys, look!
CCopBot
Is this the place?
[The squirrel squeaks and CopBot interrupts the party but is stopped by Butch]
Hey, Tin Man, this is a private party! [CopBot blasts Butch] Enjoy the punch...!
Okay, just stay low and maybe he won't...
Carl
I SURRENDER! I CAN'T BE ON THE LAM MY WHOLE LIFE! I DON'T EVEN LIKE LAMB--IT'S TO GAMEY!
CCopBot
Oh, look! I am now authorized to use deadly force.
[Copbot uses the lasers to shoot the trio and gets hit by Goddard]
And take your dog, too! [slams the door]
I'm serious! Oh, and what part of "Girls stay behind the yellow line" did you not understand?! Perhaps you recall Love Potion 976/J?
Carl
Oh, I do. It made you fall in love with the first person you saw. Sheen fell for Libby, Jimmy fell for Cindy, and I fell in love with the most beautiful woman in the… [gasps] Nothing.
And these are essence of N-Men. I synthesized them from your DNA after we achieved superpowers. Ingesting your packet will give you your powers back for 30 minutes.
Ooh, I want to be invisible again!
I want to be Special Girl for my karate competition this weekend!
I want to be Vibrating Sheen, so I can go to the bathroom all over the world!
No! Don't you guys remember what happened last time we were the N-Men?
Carl
Yes.
So, what if I don't? A lot's happened since then.
You couldn't control your powers. You got so out of control the town locked you up.
Excuse me, wasn't there also a big orange monster who went crazy and almost destroyed Retroville? Oh, that's right, it was you!
The point is, no one touches these unless there's an extreme emergency. I'm talking life-or-death situation, understand?
But, Jimmy, we won't go crazy like we did last time.
Yeah, we're older and wiser.
Neutron, what's going on? Who's after you?
Every villain I've ever defeated has banded together to get rid of me for good!
Well, maybe if you'd gone along with my plan to come rescue you…
[The League of Villains emerge from the Junkman's ship and block their way]
Carl
Bad people! Lots of bad people!
Isn't this lovely? Now, you all get to be blasted into deep space with your good friend, Jimmy!
[As Carl confusingly mixes up the N-Men packets and gives Jimmy the love potion instead, he, Sheen, Cindy and Libby have been given the wrong powers]
You took all the wrong packets!
We were given the wrong packets!
Sheen, you have super strength! Sock somebody!
[Sheen starts charging towards the Junkman to give him a big punch, but misses]
[angrily] Carl, you're in big trouble! [punches Carl in the gut, who has her invisibility powers]
Carl
Ow! I'm right next to you!
Gotta hide somewhere so the villains don't find us.
There's the moon. We can hide there!
Hi, Jimmy! I missed you! Want to play a game? I can make moon castles! Want to hear a song I wrote? It's called, "I Love Jimmy." ♪ I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy… ♪
I'd rather take my chances with the villains.
Carl
Can't blame you.
Good news, Carl. I have an idea how to solve this without harming you, or the creature, [notices Carl shaking his head no] and, why are you nodding no?
Carl
I thought about it, Jim. If it's a boy, I'll name him, Shmengo, and if it's a girl Shmengeta, I want to retain its alien heritage.
James Isaac Neutron! What were you thinking?
Nothing! I mean, it must have been sunspots!
You're a menace! That's what you are, young man! [the other adult Neutrons agree]
Jimbo, get inside the house and stay there before Aunt Amanda writes us all out of the will!
[sharply] No buts, mister! March!
[Jimmy sadly obeys]
And take that horrible (robotic) dog with you! [Goddard growls and follows Jimmy inside the house]
[Later, inside the house…]
Carl
Hey, Jimmy, are you okay?
Cheer up, Jimmy. We brought you some of Aunt Kari's world-famous, migraine-inducing desserts.
Guys, we have a situation. There's no reason those presents should have exploded. Someone bombarded the spatula with delta waves. Only a genius could come up with a plan like that. And the delta waves came from the backyard. Do you realize what that means?
Uh, Jimmy, do you mind if we just keep eating?
It means that there's another genius in my family besides me. An evil genius.
Carl
That's horrible! Hey, Sheen, are you gonna finish that death-by gelato?
Carl
Sorry.
Goddard, isolate the Neutron genius gene. Now, compare the gene against DNA profiles of all adult family members. Hmm. The two most likely suspects would be… Cousin Gomer or Cousin Annabelle.
Carl
Okay, so what you're saying is that one of them must only be acting dumb.
We gotta find out which one before they make another attempt on my family's lives!
Carl
Right. To the buffet! What? I'm still hungry.
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