Carl quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Sheen

Drat! Wedgied by science again!

Carl

No! I can't let my friendship with Jimmy end like this!

Sheen

Carl, what are you doing?! Don't!

CARL, NO!!

Carl

We need more crabgrass… MORE!!

Thank goodness you boys are alright.

Carl

Mom, does this mean that this feud is finally over?

And Carl and I can go back to being friends again?

Well, the Wheezers and the Neutrons may have their differences...

Judy

But we'll just have to get over them for the sake of the children.

You betcha!

Hugh

I agree one hundred percen-- [realizes something] Just as soon as Wheezer admits that HE TOOK MY LAWNLOPPER! [crying loudly] Golly!

I DID NOT!

Hugh

Stupidhead!

MORON FACE!!

Hugh

Mucus monkey!

DUCK LOVER!!!

Hugh

"Duck lover"?!

Sheen

I just remembered. Sam at the Candy Bar paid me to send a message to Mr. Neutron and he's chosen a festive polka theme song. I think I'll sing it now.

[infuriated] Sheen...

Sheen

Of course, we could even discuss a preferred customer discount. [The Neutrons and the Wheezers advance furiously on him as the episode ends]

Sheen

Macbeth in Space?! This is gonna be the greatest school play ever! 'Cause it's in space! And it's about Macbeth! (pause/turn to Carl) Uh, who's Macbeth?

Carl

I don't know, some guy with a girl's last name.

Carl

Uh, Jimmy, I thought we agreed that we didn't like girls.

We don't. Betty is a woman.

Sheen

Got it!

Brobot

[on screen; static] Jim… my. Jimmy, help!

Uh… was that Brobot?

Carl

You mean that annoying robot you made 'cause you wanted a little brother who drove you crazy, so you made robot parents and sent them off to the moon?

Brobot

The Moony Men are attacking us! Help us, Jimmy!

Carl

Yep, that was him.

So, what's everyone want to drink? I got Classic Purple Flurp, Diet Purple Flurp, and new improved Purple Flurp with more purple.

Sheen

Jimmy, aren't you gonna help Brobot?

No, I'm not gonna help him. He was a major pain.

Carl

But he's your brother!

Sheen

Yeah, he's your own nuts and bolts and circuits!

Carl

You gotta save him before the Moony Men rip him apart limb by limb!

Brobot can take care of himself. I provided him with self-preservation circuitry.

Brobot

Jimmy, I forgot to tell you- they've disabled my self-preservation circuitry.

Oh. I guess we're going to the moon. [Carl and Sheen gasp] Come on, guys.

Carl

What? I'm not going.

Sheen

Yeah, what are you nuts?! There's Moony Men up there!

Well, I'm not going alone, so we're just gonna sit here till you guys decide what you want to do.

Sheen

Hey, Jimmy, I've got something to ask you. How come whenever we're in outer space, we don't have to wear helmets?

Good question, Sheen, and the answer is quite interesting. You see -

Carl

[singing over] Moon, moon, moon! Spoon, spoon, spoon! June, June, June! Spittoon, spittoon, spittoon!

Sheen

Uh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Sheen

But how come we don't need oxygen tanks?

Well -

Carl

[singing over] ♪ Star, star, star! You're so far, far, far! Can't go by car, car, car! ♪

Sheen

Fascinating.

Thanks. Any other questions?

Sheen

No, I kinda got a headache.

Sheen

Uh, so, Jimmy, how come it takes astronauts days to go to and from the moon, when it only takes us a few minutes?

That's another good question. You see, it all has to do -

Carl

[singing over] Good-bye, Moon, I'll see you next June! Call the Milky for us soon, and -

Sheen

CARL! Enough with the songs!

Carl

[gasps] Our gold... it's all ashes!

Sheen

That was my grandmother's favorite tooth...and her only one.

The equipment I'd need to make enough gold to replace this stuff would take a ton of money.

Sheen

We could sell our bodies to science.

Carl

You have to be dead to do that.

Sheen

Okay, Mr. Negative.

Gentlemen, we have to get jobs.

Oh, McSpanky's would be the perfect place to work. We could eat here, see all our friends, plus, what job could be easier?

Sheen

Professional spread-glue-on-your-fingertips-and-pull-it-off consultant? What?!

[annoyingly imitating Skeet] "No human brain can add three things, dude. Only the machine knows the tax, dude."

Carl

"Isn't this fun, Jimmy? I wanna be a McSpanky's for the rest of my whole life!"

Sheen

"Give me a cow in an earthquake, a dancing albino in a heart condition, and a baby in a ricksha!"

Carl

"Coming at ya!" [scats]

"Dudes. I'm way impressed."

Sheen

"Anyways, Carl, give me bald, fat, and giant taxi driver with a Polish accent!"

Carl

"You want a hamburger with peanut butter on it?"

Carl

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Neutron.

Judy

My goodness! You boys have turned this place into quite the hot spot.

Carl

Yup- hope you enjoy it. Um… hold up, Mr. Neutron.

Hugh

What… I'm with her.

Carl

Whoa, whoa, whoa- back it up, chief. Hmm… yeah… nope, sorry, not feeling it.

Hugh

What do you mean?

Carl

Don't make me spell it out, Mr. N., but your outfit just isn't saying McSpanky's to me.

Hugh

Oh, really? Well, maybe because it's too busy saying, "Step aside, Mr… Sassymouth before I tell your parents!"

Carl

Go ahead- I turned them away two hours ago.

Hugh

That's just terrible. How could you… Hey, look, a famous movie star!

Carl

Where? Where?

Hugh

[snickers] Sucker.

Carl

What, I don't see anybody… Oh, I see him! Hi! No, that's not him.

Sheen

I'm back from the bank! [sees the McSpanky's restaurant rising from the ground] Hey, Jimmy, is the restaurant supposed to be rising off the ground?

No.

Sheen

Bummer.

Carl

What's happening, Jimmy?!

Well, the computer heard my dad saying he prefers Taco Shack, and it's off to correct the problem!

I think McSpanky's is trying to destroy all its competition until it's the only restaurant in town!

Carl

We've gotta stop it!

Sheen

Yeah! Does that mean no more tips?

Well, that's the last fast food place in town. At least now it'll land and I can rip out its programming. [looks at his GPS to see that McSpanky's is headed directly to the supermarket] Hey, what's it doing?!

Carl

It's headed for the supermarket!

Oh, no! It's not satisfied in destroying restaurants, it's gonna destroy any place that sells food!

Judy

Now, Jimmy, I want you to behave yourself at the Wheezers' this weekend.

Don't worry, Mom. Everything will be fine. I've been looking forward to this for weeks.

Carl

It'll be just like having a brother who looks nothing like me and has a different last name.

Sheen

[slightly annoyed] Man, you guys are so lucky! I have to stay home and loofah my grandma's cankles.

I can't believe you're camping out in the desert. [snorts] I get slightly phlegmy just thinking about it.

Hugh

That's what Burning Duck is all about, Wheezer, my man. We're going to let it all hang out, groove to a natural scene, might even toast some marshmallows.

Judy

Honey, put your pants on. You can groove when we get to the desert. See you soon, sweetie.

Hugh

Keep it real, Jimbo. Go with the flow.

Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!

Bye-bye.

Well, Jimmy, let's get you settled in.

Sheen

Bye, guys. Have fun while I'm cankling.