If you think you're gonna be the hero here, Neutron, you are sadly mistaken. [holds out some seed pods from Jimmy's plant in her hand] These seed pods from your plant, prove that you are responsible for this whole thing.
CarlOoh, finally, dinnertime! [swipes the seed pods out of her hand]
Carl
[eats them] Mmm, oh, these are, mmm… [grows into super massive size with green skin]
Carl
Hey… Hey, this is kind of cool! [laughs] I can see my house from here.
I can fix him! I just need to get another toaster!
And you guys need to… uh, get that DNA Ray out of Miss Fowl's stomach. Good luck, see ya, bye! [runs off]
You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella and whatever they were serving for lunch in the caferteria on Thursday! Goddard, hit it!
[Goddard plays town-saving music]
[Jimmy gets calls from his friends as his sick patches dissolved into their skins]
[in her bathing suit in her room] Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Hey, Jimmy, my patch pulled a Houdini! Doesn't it rock?!
Cure me or face the consequences!
Carl
I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUBBLE BOY!
Okay, okay, settle down! I can fix it! Carl, Sheen, sneak out and meet me in the you-know-what.
We've reached our destination… [sniffs] the stomach.
[seeing toys in the stomach acid] Man. [sniffs] Carl eats a lot of junk, doesn't he? Hey, Carl! You're supposed to play with the toys in the Silly Meals, not eat 'em!
Carl
I know, but they always look so colorful and chewy!
[As Jimmy cures everyone with vaccines, they all return to school]
[back in school] I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm finally glad to be going back to normal enough for school.
[also back in school with her wasp sting in the middle of her forehead] Yeah! I'm never getting sick again! Plus, one little sting from that wasp really hurt!
[also back in school as well, but with needle marks all over her body and still in her bathing suit] One little sting? Try 678 needles, Folfax, and then talk to me about pain! [angrily gets in Libby's face]
Wait a minute, Vortex. Why are you still in your bathing suit?
[stops getting angry] Oh. No reason.
NDNick Dean
[rocking back and forth, muttering helplessly] No more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama.
It's so good to have you all back! Now I'd like you to meet a new student! Please give a nice warm friendly welcome to Yentl Marmelstein!
YYentl
Hi, I-sniff-gee-yuck-choo, oh sorry, I have a cold.
[freaks out from her seat with Cindy shivers violently in fear and horror] Keep her away from us!
[holds his arms and crosses his fingers looking like a x] Unclean! Unclean!
Carl
[wiggles his arms and legs and bolts upright from his seat] SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!
[Everyone scrambles out of the classroom screaming, leaving only Mrs. Fowl and Yenti in the classroom]
Suddenly, a scientist's lot might be a boring and lonely one, Goddard. [the doorbell rings] Saved by the bell. Here they come! [leaves his room to get the door; Carl and Sheen are there]
Hey, Jimmy, good news! I got the first season of Teenage Ultra Lord on DVD, with 162 awesome hours of bonus features and deleted scenes!
Carl
Yeah. In one exciting episode, the actors flub their lines with hilarious results.
Oh, sorry, guys, I can't. My parents are out and I can't have anybody over.
Your parents are gone? You're home alone? They won't be back till Ultra Lord knows when? Let's get ready to boogie!
No, Sheen, seriously. I signed a legal document.
But think of the fun, the laughs, the excitement, the joy, the memories.
[answering the phone as it rings] Jimmy Neutron, party monster.
[Cut to his parents driving back home with Judy driving with annoyance and Hugh wearing a big duck head]
Bad news. One of the actors in Ducks broke his wing, so I jumped on stage to fill in and, well, I kind of, sort of, I, uh, accidentally-
[annoyed] He destroyed the entire set.
It could've happened to anybody. Anyways, we'll be home in about 5 minutes. See you soon, son! [tosses out the phone into the street, ending the call]
[horrified; believing he's gonna be in so much trouble] 5 minutes?! NO!
Hey, what's the matter, Jimmy? You okay?
Nothing, everything's perfect.
Good, because I am dancing till, I can't dance no more.
[laughs] Ah, that's great. I mean, no, it's not! [turns to his watch] Estimate parental unit arrival time. [His watch reads T-minus 04:12] Okay, that was fun. Wish you could stay, but I understand. Time to call it a night. Thanks for coming, bye!
We're not leaving the party. It finally got good, hmm!
You can't kick me out. I'm… I'm me.
Carl
Don't stop me, Jimmy. I've got feet of flames!
Get ready, Jimmy! Robo-Fiend's going to get Ultra-Whipped!
Carl
Oh my favorite video game?" Oh no no it's too much pressure. "Ninja llamas in space?" Eh no. "Llama vs. Mega Dingo?" Eh… [gasps] Of course! "Llama palooza!" [sighs] Oh I love you most of all. [kisses the video game.]
Prepare to eat photons, cosmic avengers!
[last lines]
It's a good thing you came through with those llamas, Carl. You know, we... [finds out Carl just disappeared] Carl?
Jimmy, [points at the screen] look!
Carl
Llama-palooza! Llama-palooza, yeah!
We've gotta get him out right away!
Maybe we'll just let him stay there, 'til after lunch.
[they walk off, leaving Carl inside the screen with a bunch of llamas]
Good morning, children. Starting today, I'm taking an indefinite holiday. So say hello to your substitute teacher: Ooblar!
OOoblar
Thank you, old one.
Thank you for the motorcycle. Ciao! [dashes away]
OOoblar
Well, won't this be fun? I just know we're going to have a wonderful time getting to know each other.
Carl
Um, Mr. Ooblar, may I go to the bathroom?
OOoblar
WHY?! So you can plot a rebellion by passing notes through the sewers and rally the town to battle?! [all the students look at him] Uh… forget I said that. [laughs] I meant, of course you may.
Carl
Actually, I kind of don't have to go anymore.
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