[Carl and Sheen show up at the Neutron house with their sleeping bags for Jimmy's sleepover]
I remember my first sleepover. The games, the practical jokes, the crying for my mommy.
Hugh, that was our honeymoon.
[Carl and Sheen enter the living room where Jimmy is expecting them]
Gentlemen, welcome to what I expect to be the greatest sleepover in history.
Yeah! I baked galactic marshmallow balls from the Ultra Lord recipe book.
CarlAnd I brought a video of Larry the Lovesick Llama.
You know, I think I have something you guys'll enjoy even more. Behold, the Slumbertron 9000, designed to throw the ultimate sleepover party. It provides the world's greatest made-to-order pizza, tells super scary stories, and supplies the perfect pillows for ultimate pillow fights!
Turn it on! Turn it on! Pizza, pillows, scary stories!
Hey, hey, hey. Easy, Sheen. One thing at a time. This is the Slumbertron's maiden voyage. I suggest we begin with…the pillow fight.
I'm hungry. How about some pizza?
Carl
You read my stomach.
I want pepperoni and garlic and onions and anchovies…
Carl
And peanut butter and clams and hot fudge. [Jimmy and Sheen look at him awkwardly over what he said] Don't knock it till you try it.
Okay, okay, one ultimate pizza coming up. Gentlemen, let the gorging begin!
[slowly sits up; spookily] I believe the time has come for scary stories.
Carl
Well, okay, but, um…not too scary, Jimmy, 'cause remember what happened [whispers] the last time when I got too scared?
Hey, did you bring your rubber sleeping bag?
Carl
Yes.
Then what's the problem? Make it scream-your-head-off scary.
One scream-your-head-off scary story coming up.
Carl
[getting scared] It's just a story, it's just a story, it's just a story.
DDr. Dark
Good evening. I am Dr. Dark, teller of terrible tales.
Hold up. Do you mean terrible like lousy, or terrible like scary?
Carl
Hey, I made a giant pizza. Let's eat. [screams terrifyingly when the pizza pops up from the box and hovers]
The Slumbertron must've combined the pizza and scary story programs to create…
Carl
A PIZZA MONSTER!
I can't delete the pizza! The screen's frozen!
PMPizza Monster
Time for my dinner!
[The boys run away, screaming]
Carl
HELP! WE'RE BEING CHASED BY A MONSTER!
Tell those boys to go to sleep now!
Oh, Booger Sugar. They're just playing Help; I'm Being Chased by a Monster.
PMPizza Monster
Well, my tasty morsels, the tables are turned. Now it looks like I get to eat YOU!
Let's split up. Whoever the Pizza Monster isn't chasing can go for help. 1, 2, 3. [Carl and Sheen accidentally bump into both sides of him] GO!
[The three boys run away, splitting up into different directions and the Pizza Monster splits into three, laughing evilly and chase after them]
If only it used its anchovies for good instead of evil.
Carl
I'm starving. Let's eat!
PMPizza Monster
Fools! Haven't you ever heard of sequels?
[after a nightmare] Oh, it was only a nightmare. An anchovy, clam and peanut butter induced nightmare. [sees his parents running down the stairs until Hugh wakes up screaming]
[After Carl wakes up from a nightmare screaming from mutant pizza]
Carl
Bad dream! Bad dream! [sees Sheen getting attacked by Pizza Monster]
[screams] Phew. I guess it was all just a dream. Hey Carl, I- [But Carl is nowhere to be seen. He picks up Pizza Monster in two hands, making the Pizza Monster terrified.]
[After the Pizza Monster wakes up from a nightmare screaming.]
PMPizza Monster's Wife
Honey, what is it?
PMPizza Monster
Oh, I had the most horrible dream. There were 3 terrible children, a tubby one, a maniac one and one with a giant head!
PMPizza Monster's Wife
I told you, dear. There's no such thing as children, now go back to sleep.
[Both go back to sleep in their pizza box beds.]
I have to bring back the old Dad, and I've gotta do it fast!
Carl
Oh, is that what that is? [snorts] I thought it might be the cheese ball I've been carrying around since I was 3. [He shows a rotten cheese ball.] I call him Cheesy.
[Jimmy makes a face, then begins thinking.]
[A memory of Hugh catching Jimmy is shown.]
Told ya. [Eats Carl's cheese ball]
How could you misread your own readings?
Yeah, Neutron. I'll bet there are more rocks in your big head than there are in this stupid asteroid. What are we supposed to do now?
I don't know. We could spend years searching the rest of the belt. We'd just be wasting our time.
Hey, look on the bright side, guys. At least we still have our health. [bites his burrito hard; painfully] Ow! Carl, what did you put in this burrito?!
Carl
Nothing. Just some rice from the galley and some beans I found growing in the ground.
[Sheen reaches inside his mouth and pulls out a tooth]
I'll give you three seconds to get away from my ruby stash!
What are you talking about? I was just going to the little miner's rooms.
Like you had no idea these were here.
Hey, sweet hiding place. My rubies are over there by that strange rock formation. You made me tell! You want my rubies you jewel thief?!
Carl
Ruby madness! Ruby madness!
Will you stop shouting that?!
He tried to raid my ruby stash!
[scoffs] You told me your stash was by the rocket. You lied!
So what?! I happened to know you lied about your hiding place!
Carl
Ruby madness.
LSLibby, Sheen, and Cindy
BE QUIET!
What's wrong with you guys?! You've been fighting ever since we got rid of those stupid bandits. Are we gonna let a few priceless gems turns us into savages?
Watch out for its retractable claws… unless it spits venom, then watch out for having your eyes dissolved.
Wha - how can I watch if my eyes are dissolved?
Carl
No, watch before they're dissolved!
Watch my eyes? That doesn't make any sense.
What a relief. All the changes we made don't seem to have altered the timeline. [enters the house] Mom, Dad, I'm back! [sees Hugh being put in a cage by Judy as punishment] Oh, no! We did alter the timeline! We created a world where human males are slaves to a race of female warriors!
Oh, no! [he and Carl run out of the house to Cindy and Libby]
Carl
Have mercy, mighty overlords.
Spare us and we shall serve you well!
[Cindy and Libby look at each other, baffled]
Sweetie, relax. I just put your father in there to keep him from annoying the townspeople. [to Hugh; sternly] Now, you were saying, Hugh?
[remorsefully] I'm sorry, honey. [Judy rewinds him with the Quantum Replay] I'm sorry, honey. [Judy rewinds him again] I'm sorry, honey.
[The device lands in Leppy's hands, and he points it at the viewers, rewinding the entire episode back to the beginning]
[Episode starts in Jimmy's lab; Jimmy is trying out his new invention, the Electro-Life to resurrect Carl's deceased, beloved goldfish, Swimmy]
Live. Live. Live! Oh, sorry, Carl. I couldn't bring your goldfish back to life.
Carl
[sniffles sadly; grieving] Goodbye, Swimmy. I'll miss you, boy.
Why must the good die young?!
Now I thought re-stimulating his brain waves with my new Electro-Life device would bring him back. But I guess not.
Jimmy, we might have a pop quiz today. Can I stimulate my brain?
[At Lindbergh Elementary School… Miss Fowl is holding a VHS tape box of Ken Burns' History of Mummies documentary which Carl screams in terror at the picture of a mummy]
Today, we will watch part one of Ken Burns' 97-hour documentary on the history of mummies.
Yawn. I'd rather chew off my own foot.
[whispering] No, I wanna check this out. My family tree goes back to Egypt. Mummies are cool.
[inserts the tape in the VCR] Butch, would you get the lights?
Sure thing, teach. [pulls out a slingshot and shatters the lights off]
[annoyed with hand in face] Thank you.
I don't wanna see videos of mummies. I wanna see real mummies!
Carl
Oh, I don't. They might rise from the dead and attack us!
[Miss Fowl presses a button on the remote, turning on the TV; As the documentary starts, she and all the other students (minus Jimmy and Cindy) immediately fall asleep]
NNarrator
"Dear Ahmadiyya, today I moved a one-ton boulder across the broiling desert sands. Then I had lunch. Then they cut my tongue out."
[gazes at a drawing of Egypt] What am I doing sitting here? I'm a science genius. [turns around to his friends] Who's up for a quick trip to Egypt?
What could be more boring than going with you to Egypt?
NNarrator
"Tonight, it is my turn to tell stories around the fire. This will be difficult without my tongue."
[makes up her mind] Let's roll.
[The kids all tip-toe quietly out of the classroom and into the hallway]
[quietly] I'll go home and get my hover car and meet you guys in back of the school. [runs off]
Carl
But, what if we get caught?
We're not gonna get caught.
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · 473 quotes
