Sheen quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

I should be able to get us back to Retroville at light speed. Look for some sort of transmitter so I can contact Carl.

Sheen

I don't think that's necessary.

Why not?

Sheen

They're right there.

What?!

Sheen

That's them, all right. Carl's talking, Libby's drying her eyes, and Cindy's driving.

This is terrible! They're heading to save us and we're heading back to… [realizes; enraged] CINDY'S DRIVING MY ROCKET?!

Cindy

Neutron, what's going on? Who's after you?

Every villain I've ever defeated has banded together to get rid of me for good!

Sheen

Well, maybe if you'd gone along with my plan to come rescue you…

What plan?!

Sheen

Oh, right.

Almost there!

Carl

Bad people! Lots of bad people!

King Goobot

Isn't this lovely? Now, you all get to be blasted into deep space with your good friend, Jimmy!

Gotta hide somewhere so the villains don't find us.

Libby

There's the moon. We can hide there!

Good idea.

Brobot

Hi, Jimmy! I missed you! Want to play a game? I can make moon castles! Want to hear a song I wrote? It's called, "I Love Jimmy." ♪ I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy… ♪

I'd rather take my chances with the villains.

Sheen

Good call.

Cindy

Agreed.

Carl

Can't blame you.

Libby

Word.

Cindy

Uh, Neutron? We wanted Retroville, not Jungleville.

Sheen

I think the gardeners went on strike.

Sam

[while being chased by a raptor] HELP! Yeah, yeah. HELP!

Miss Fowl

[while being chased by a giant black snake] Bad snake! Bad snake!

This is Retroville. Based on the flora and fauna, I'd say that wormhole transported the town 75 million years in the past.

Sheen

Awesome! Now I don't have to go to the dentist on Thursday!

Sam

I just saw an egg, a baby, a granny, a rich kid, and two lizard guys- yeah.

Sheen

Oh, wait, wait- I know this joke!

Cindy

It's not a joke, you nimrod! It's the League of Villains!

The strange appetite, the mood swings, the glowing buldges… Carl, I don't know how to say this, so I'll whisper it in Sheen's ear and he'll blurt it out in astonishment. [whispers into Sheen's ear]

Sheen

Carl is PREGNANT?!

Carl

[jumps in shock] What!?

Judy

James Isaac Neutron! What were you thinking?

Nothing! I mean, it must have been sunspots!

You're a menace! That's what you are, young man! [the other adult Neutrons agree]

Hugh

Jimbo, get inside the house and stay there before Aunt Amanda writes us all out of the will!

But, Dad! Mom!

Judy

[sharply] No buts, mister! March!

And take that horrible (robotic) dog with you! [Goddard growls and follows Jimmy inside the house]

Carl

Hey, Jimmy, are you okay?

Sheen

Cheer up, Jimmy. We brought you some of Aunt Kari's world-famous, migraine-inducing desserts.

Guys, we have a situation. There's no reason those presents should have exploded. Someone bombarded the spatula with delta waves. Only a genius could come up with a plan like that. And the delta waves came from the backyard. Do you realize what that means?

Sheen

Uh, Jimmy, do you mind if we just keep eating?

It means that there's another genius in my family besides me. An evil genius.

Carl

That's horrible! Hey, Sheen, are you gonna finish that death-by gelato?

Okay, stop eating.

Sheen

Sorry.

Carl

Sorry.

Goddard, isolate the Neutron genius gene. Now, compare the gene against DNA profiles of all adult family members. Hmm. The two most likely suspects would be… Cousin Gomer or Cousin Annabelle.

Carl

Okay, so what you're saying is that one of them must only be acting dumb.

Sheen

[belches] Or crazy.

We gotta find out which one before they make another attempt on my family's lives!

Carl

Right. To the buffet! What? I'm still hungry.

[laughing wickedly] Haven't you figured it out yet, Jimmy?

[shocked] Cousin Eddie!

Man, did I have you barking up the wrong tree. You know, maybe you ain't as bright as everybody thinks.

How can I be so naive? I only checked the DNA of adult Neutrons. I never guessed that…

A baby could be as smart as you? Heck, I'm smarter. And, I'm only 17 1/2 months old. Wait till I hit puberty- bah-bing!

Sheen

Why'd you do it, Cousin Eddie?! WHY?!

For Aunt Amanda's money, Sheen.

Ding! We got a winner! Now, think fast, nimrods! [traps the boys and Cousin Gomer in his unbreakable fun rings] Don't waste your time. Nothing can escape my unbreakable fun rings.

You're a bad baby, Eddie, and you got a diaper full of evil!

[zaps Goddard with his rattle and sees a tritium battery] Oh! What do we have here? A tritium battery, and a big one!

Eddie, no! If that battery goes critical, it could take out the entire family!

Duh! You know, Jimmy, sometimes you're almost as dumb as Gomer.

You know there's match two, man!

Oh, FYI, those rings will keep shrinking until the life's completely squeezed out of you!

Sheen

You adorable fiend!

Arrivederci, losers! [wickedly cackles and exits the nursery, unaware that Goddard is still operative]

Sheen

What, you never heard of the Atomic Monkeys Special Forces Squad? Trained monkeys dedicated to fighting crime and pursuing justice whenever they are called upon?

No.

I think we all learned something very important today.

Once a crook, always a crook?

Cindy

Clothes make the man?

Sheen

The Atomic Monkeys Special Forces Squad rules?!

No, we learned that we can all sing pretty darn well-- except Sheen.

Sheen

Aw, man!

[in trying to find a way to help Sheen defeat a zealous karate practitioner who wants to usurp Sheen's position as "The Chosen One"] There's only one way to help Sheen train.

Sheen

[in front of a dojo] A tutor?

We have no other choice!

Sheen

Why don't you just make me take piano lessons while I'm at it?

Yes?

Master Hong?

Sheen

Dude, aren't you a little old to teach kung-fu?

[calmly, holding out a pebble] Snatch this pebble from my hand.

Sheen

[sarcastically] Snatch the pebble… too easy! [gets slammed around by Master Hong] You're hired!

Sheen

Relax, Jimmy. It was probably just a case of mistaken identity... [Carl opens the door on him, knocking him out] Ow!

[o.s.] Cut!

Cut!

I am a flying boy, so graceful. Surely you're all jealous! [as he is about to kick, he gets injured and hits the camera's lens]

Put your leg behind your head.

Sheen

[lifts his feet, and pulls his foot by accident] That's gotta hurt in the morning! [laughs] Moving On!

[pulls his hair off making him bald] Okay. [everybody laughs]

Sheen

Aw, cheer up, Jimmy. Hey, after the game, you wanna come over to watch Wizard of Oz? I love those little Munchkins. [Jimmy glares at him] What? What'd I say? Man, you dinky guys are so touchy.

You guys have no idea what it's like to be the short guy. [dramatically] It's like…it's like…

Sheen

Uh, you're not gonna sing, are you?

Sheen

Hey, Jimmy, how long do you think we're gonna be small?

As long as it takes me to build another resizing ray. In the meantime, everyone in Retroville will just have to go on with their lives.

Carl

Hmm… I wonder what that will be like.

Cindy

Well, we can all thank our favorite boy genius for getting us into mortal danger - again!

Libby

At least we can say we had an exciting childhood.

Carl

[sees the ship] Hey, look, it's the old McSpanky's burger joint that we used to work at till you shot it at the sun, Jimmy.

They've turned it into a spaceship.

Sheen

[opens a fake treasure chest] It's okay, our worries are over! We're rich! [hugs it]