[Sheen volunteers again disguised as Mario with a mustache]
Sheen[singing badly] HOME, HOME ON THE RANGE...
Sheen
Please let me in the chorus! [Miss Fowl rips Sheen's fake mustache off his face] My voice grows on you!
So do liver spots, but I don't make you look at them! [cracks up laughing]
Now, Miss Fowl, that's not funny. [begins laughing] Okay, that's a little funny, but you know…
Sheen
I've got half a mind to report you!
Half a mind? No wonder you can't sing! [he and Miss Fowl burst out in laughter as Sheen storms out the auditorium] Oh, we are so fired. [Miss Fowl looks shocked]
Sheen
[singing to the Mongro Twonkie to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries"] Totally singing, totally singing, totally singing, right in your face! You smell like a monkey, a disgusting monkey, you're totally funky, go take a bath! [the Mongro yawns]
It's working! Sing something else!
Sheen
[sings to the tune of "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain"] Oh, I'm singing to a monster in mid-air! I'll be singing to a monster in mid-air! Oh, I'm feeling so dejected, from the chorus, I'm rejected, but I'm singing to a monster in mid-air. [imitates a radio DJ] Okay, we're gonna bring things down a bit with one of my favorites, and I hope it's one of yours, too. Home, home on the range! Where the frogs and the wolverines dance! And the cowboys say "nope" to deodorant soap, and the--[the Mongro falls asleep]
[Outer Space; Jimmy and his friends are flying back home to Earth in their Astrocar after playing mini golf on planet Mercury]
Sheen
Engines down! Losing power! Abandon ship!
You're enjoyin' that massage chair a little too much.
Sheen
Set boosters on "Lower back"! Engage!
Thanks for taking us miniature golfing on Mercury, Jimmy. Hey, you want some of my extra orange juice my mom packed me?
Thanks, Carl… [drinks the whole bottle] but we're not home yet. I still have to steer us past the Van Patten Radiation Belt.
Ha! Neutron probably thought the low gravity would throw off my backswing. Wrong! As usual.
Hey, hey, how about instead of bragging, you thank me for inviting you along at all?!
You're right, Jimmy. Thank you… [pause] for letting me kick your butt on the back nine!
What is your problem, Vortex?!
I don't have a problem! What's your problem?
Oh, I think you do have a problem! [arguing in unison] You know what the problem is?!
[arguing in unison] No, I'm not the one with the problem, Neutron!
[eating a sandwich] It's so hard to digest when they argue like that. [belches]
Oh, this space travel is giving me a zit! I need vanishing cream.
You just can't admit that I smoke you in athletics.
Oh, oh, yeah? You wanna go right now? [holds his hand, challenging her to an arm wrestle]
[After passing through the Van Patten Radiation Belt and crash landing back home to Earth, Cindy has been given the ability of super strength, Sheen has the ability of super speed, Libby has the ability to turn invisible, Carl has the ability to make sonic burps, and Jimmy's skin has been turned orange and his hair green]
I think I see what happened. You all got superpowers based on what you were doing when the Van Patten rays hit.
And you just turned orange? How lame is that?
It's not lame! Maybe my cells store massive amounts of vitamin C or something.
[sniffs] Mmm. He does have a pleasing, fruity aroma. [laughs along with the girls, making Jimmy cringe angrily]
Sheen
Guys, get serious. We've all been endowed with incredible power. And I say we use that power to attack Tokyo! [runs to Tokyo and back] Guys, come on, pick up the pace.
Sheen's right! Except for the part about Tokyo- we have been given incredible power. But we should use it to fight crime.
Sheen
Why didn't I think of that?
You mean… become superheroes?
I hate to admit it, but that would be cool.
I can fight crime, but I have to be home by 5:30.
Sheen
Stack hands, everyone. We need to make a solemn vow.
[All stack hands]
Sheen
Let those who do evil beware! From this day forth, we shall be known as: The Fantastic League of Justice-Bringing Avenging Men!
Sheen
And two girls.
Carl, why haven't you tried to perfect your super belches?
I'm scared to, for my burps are way to dangerous.
Sheen
But Carl, your destructive potential is part of the reason we love you.
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! No more spice food or carbonated beverages! I've got to guard against even the slightest hiccup!
Sheen
You mean no more chalupas? I feel your pain, dude.
Sheen
Ah the sea, whose water grows our gardens, whose electric eels light our homes, whose jellyfish fill our jelly donuts.
Sheen, none of those things do any of those things.
Sheen
Hey! You try staying awake staring at a stupid ocean!
[grumbling sound]
What's that sound? Carl, you're supposed to watch our readings.
Well, what does the fuel gauge say?
It's fine. It's on "E" for…"engored with gas"…? [motor stops and hover car falling]
[Everyone is screaming]
Sheen
If you say so… [Carl and Sheen making faces]
You know what... just go back to the screaming. [Everyone screams again]
[Hover car splash in the ocean]
Sheen
Well, I'am a little concerned that we're STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!
Sheen
Don't tell me to calm down! This is all your fault! Anybody with a brain knows that "E" stands for... uh.... "elp yourself to some gas"!
I was going to share, and I ate one, but it was so good, so I ate four and I…I…I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON!
Sheen
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! [throws the chocolate away] GET HIS LEGS, LIBBY! [he grabs Carl]
Sheen, you can't throw Carl overboard.
Sheen
[He halts] Why not?
Because he might have more FOOD ON HIM! [they start pulling Carl back in and they hear a horn blow] Guys, did you hear something?
[gasps] It's an ocean liner! Try to get their attention!
Jimmy must keep a flare in here look around! [sees an emergency button] I think this is it.
Sheen
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! PUSH IT!
[A light points towards the ship and explosion]
Um… maybe we should just keep this to ourselves.
Finished, now put your fuel ingredients into the gas tank.
[Libby and Carl put all the ingredients into the gas tank, but Sheen picks up some strange rocks and put them into the gas tank]
Sheen, what kind's of rocks are those?
Sheen
Well I didn't know what shale look like, but I found these cool rocks deep in the jungle. Look!
[Sheen gives the strange rock to Jimmy]
These don't feel like rocks at all. they feel like…
[Libby screamed and they see a giant spider attack the hover car and they all hide in the rock]
Jimmy, that's the spider that made the web we saw!
I think we put some of her eggs in the gas tank!
If it destroys the hover car, we'll be stranded here forev… [record stretches]
SLSheen, Libby, and Carl
Did she just call you Jimmy?
FCFuture Cindy
NERDTRON! Nerdtron, what are you doing?! You're supposed to be soaking my mother's feet! And if it's not done every hour on the hour, she experiences severe flaking!
FJFuture Jimmy
Cindy, can you not call me Nerdtron? [scoffs] Now that we're married?
[The word "married" repeats itself, slowing down each time.]
NO… [commercial break, after which he's still screaming] …OOO! [faints]
Wow. You just screamed for four minutes, Jim.
Sheen
I'm both impressed and disturbed.
Look, the birthday girl. Okay, I can explain. In the future, you're mad with power...
[enraged] Oh, I'm mad all right!
[Libby throws Jimmy, Carl and Sheen out of the house and slams the door.]
We'll explain all this to Libby after we save the future.
Sheen
Right. I won't let my dear, sweet Libby become a horrible dictator! Although if she wants to wear the outfit, that's cool.
CCopBot
Is this the place?
[The squirrel squeaks and CopBot interrupts the party but is stopped by Butch]
Hey, Tin Man, this is a private party! [CopBot blasts Butch] Enjoy the punch...!
Okay, just stay low and maybe he won't...
I SURRENDER! I CAN'T BE ON THE LAM MY WHOLE LIFE! I DON'T EVEN LIKE LAMB--IT'S TO GAMEY!
CCopBot
Oh, look! I am now authorized to use deadly force.
[Copbot uses the lasers to shoot the trio and gets hit by Goddard]
And take your dog, too! [slams the door]
I'm serious! Oh, and what part of "Girls stay behind the yellow line" did you not understand?! Perhaps you recall Love Potion 976/J?
Oh, I do. It made you fall in love with the first person you saw. Sheen fell for Libby, Jimmy fell for Cindy, and I fell in love with the most beautiful woman in the… [gasps] Nothing.
And these are essence of N-Men. I synthesized them from your DNA after we achieved superpowers. Ingesting your packet will give you your powers back for 30 minutes.
Ooh, I want to be invisible again!
I want to be Special Girl for my karate competition this weekend!
Sheen
I want to be Vibrating Sheen, so I can go to the bathroom all over the world!
No! Don't you guys remember what happened last time we were the N-Men?
Sheen
So, what if I don't? A lot's happened since then.
You couldn't control your powers. You got so out of control the town locked you up.
Excuse me, wasn't there also a big orange monster who went crazy and almost destroyed Retroville? Oh, that's right, it was you!
The point is, no one touches these unless there's an extreme emergency. I'm talking life-or-death situation, understand?
But, Jimmy, we won't go crazy like we did last time.
Sheen
Yeah, we're older and wiser.
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