A character in The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
And all those fools that laughed at me called me half-done and never-finished, which weren’t particularly good nicknames, but they stung, all the same.
Well, wait a minute, if you never finish anything. How’d you finish that Robotic suit?
Who says it’s finished? I never put in a bathroom! Aah Speaking of which I’ll be right back.
Ooh! Hop?
Go fast and slip?
Chew gum at the same time?
Ahh, never mind…
Good report, Libby, but next time leave off the headphones. I've been asking you to wrap it up for the last 20 minutes.
[misunderstanding] What?!
I said, next time you can't…
[still misunderstanding] Pardon?
I said sit down! [gets up from her desk with graded chemistry tests from last week as Libby sits back down in her seat] Now, class, time to hand back last week's chemistry test. [hands Cindy her graded test] Congratulations, Cindy. You got the best grade in the whole class.
A-plus. Pack it in, Neutron. Your best years are behind you. I got an A-plus to your lowly…
[holds up his graded test; smugly and satisfied] Not a chance, Vortex. Now read it and weep!
A-plus-plus?! Miss Fowl, I thought you said I got the best grade in class.
I meant, except for Jimmy. Do I really need to say that every time?
Carl, are you okay? Speak to me!
Flying metal chicken.
Oh, no. He's delusional!
Actually, Jimmy, I gotta go with Carl on this one. [points to a giant Yolkian chicken ship in the sky]
The Yolkians.
Mom, Dad, you can't honestly believe the Yolkians aren't evil anymore just 'cause they brought us presents.
But such lovely presents, dear. Hugh, look at my new diamond earrings again.
Still beautiful. You see, Jim-Jim, evil spaceniks are people just like you and me, and like people, they deserve a second chance, especially the ones with huge bags of gifts.
Well, the sooner they go back to Yolkus, the better, if you ask me.
[flushes the toilet as he exits the bathroom] Hello, Neutrons. How are my three humanoid life forms doing?
Mom! What's he doing here?!
Didn't you tell him, Hugh?
[realizes] Nope. Must've slipped my mind. Jimbo, say hello to our new houseguest—- King Goobot!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! Time out, here! We're letting an evil alien live in our house?!
Now, Jimbo, don't be rude. The Yokians are friendly now. They've even offered to fill in for all of us at our humdrum jobs for as long as we want.
Mom, say something!
How do you like your steak cooked, Mr. Goobot?
Cooked?! Oh, uh, I mean, however you like it, my good woman.
Good morning, children. Starting today, I'm taking an indefinite holiday. So say hello to your substitute teacher: Ooblar!
What?!
Thank you, old one.
Thank you for the motorcycle. Ciao! [dashes away]
Well, won't this be fun? I just know we're going to have a wonderful time getting to know each other.
Um, Mr. Ooblar, may I go to the bathroom?
WHY?! So you can plot a rebellion by passing notes through the sewers and rally the town to battle?! [all the students look at him] Uh… forget I said that. [laughs] I meant, of course you may.
Actually, I kind of don't have to go anymore.
Oh, what's the point of having a state-of-the-art laboratory if it won't help you prove Yolkians are evil?
[Goddard plays a recording of King Goobot's voice]
[through recorder] Good people of Earth, there's no cause for alarm. We come in peace.
Hey, good idea, Goddard. If we scan Goobot's words through your lie-detector, we can see if he's telling the truth. Hit it, boy! [Goddard scans Goobot's words on his lie-detector drive and the screen displays "False"] Oh, no! They're just as evil as ever! Only this time they've come down to get us. Come on, we've gotta warn the others! [exits his clubhouse and runs to the back door, finding a note] What's this? Let's see. "Dear Jimmy, we went to the park to see the giant egg. Love, Mom and Dad." Giant egg? [gasps in horror] POULTRA!
I'm worried about Jimmy, Hugh. He's alienated everyone in town with all this talk of evil Yolkians.
D'oh, you know boys. It's probably just a phase, like…collecting bugs or eating soup with your hands. I hear Jimbo's over this whole "evil" Yolkian thing by now.
[runs into the kitchen] Mom, Dad, the Yolkians are planning on feeding the entire town to Poultra at today's picnic!
[spits out his drink] I stand corrected.
What are you talking about Jimmy?
They're transporting Poultra's water dish down from deep space. That means Poultra's not far behind! Whatever you do, don't go to the picnic today.
We're still going, right?
Wouldn't miss it.
Okay, that concludes the boring and annoying portion of the program. Our next act…
[runs up on the stage and takes the microphone out of Libby's hand] Wait! I think Jimmy's telling the truth!
You do?
Yes! While I have no idea how the Yolkians could possibly have gotten into Jimmy's lab… Well, the point is, we owe Jimmy! Who saved us when hostile pants were on the loose in the whole city? Who repelled the giant flaming meteor headed straight for town? Who risked his life to shrink Miss Fowl down to size when she was 50 feet tall? Okay, I know. All of those things were Neutron's fault in the first place, but he still risked his life to save us! The least we owe him is our trust!
You know, the annoying blonde girl has a point.
Eh, she usually hates Jimmy.
Well, Jimmy did save me from being a giant freak woman.
Give it up for Jimmy! [the crowd cheers for him] We believe in you, Jimmy!
Now, wait just a minute. I'm not believing a word Jimmy says until I have some decent credible evidence. [Poultra roars in distance] Works for me.
[The townspeople start to run but a Yolkian pushes a button, closing the gates, trapping them]
Sweet muffins, we're trapped!
[Poultra's water dish is released from under the stage]
[as the Yolkians release Poultra's water dish] Hey, look! Jimmy's wrong again. The nice Yolkians built us a swimming pool.
Hugh, that's Poultra's water dish!
Neutron, if there were ever a time to put that big, freak brain to work, it's now!
We're counting on you!
OK! OK! Think, think, think… [tries to think of Carl's sippy chicken and the burp-powered jetpack, but it was too late] I CAN'T DO IT! [crying] CINDY, YOU GOTTA HELP ME! I'M SORRY I WAS LEADER! I'LL NEVER GET US OUTTA HERE! [screams loudly] HELP!
[slaps Jimmy in the face] Get a grip, Neutron! We still have time to focus somehow… I think. First things first! Estevez, you come with me! We gotta distract Poultra together! Folfax, Wheezer, and Neutron! Keep that monster busy!
Now, remember, son - there's no "I" in "team," you know what I mean?
You mean we should sublimate our differences for the good of our combined effort?
What? No, no, I mean there's no letter "i" in the word "team." There's never a wrong time for a spelling lesson, son!
Who's hot?
They're hot!
Who's not?
We're not!
[Carl and Sheen show up at the Neutron house with their sleeping bags for Jimmy's sleepover]
I remember my first sleepover. The games, the practical jokes, the crying for my mommy.
Hugh, that was our honeymoon.
Yeah, I know.
[Carl and Sheen enter the living room where Jimmy is expecting them]
Gentlemen, welcome to what I expect to be the greatest sleepover in history.
Yeah! I baked galactic marshmallow balls from the Ultra Lord recipe book.
And I brought a video of Larry the Lovesick Llama.
You know, I think I have something you guys'll enjoy even more. Behold, the Slumbertron 9000, designed to throw the ultimate sleepover party. It provides the world's greatest made-to-order pizza, tells super scary stories, and supplies the perfect pillows for ultimate pillow fights!
Turn it on! Turn it on! Pizza, pillows, scary stories!
Hey, hey, hey. Easy, Sheen. One thing at a time. This is the Slumbertron's maiden voyage. I suggest we begin with…the pillow fight.
I'm hungry. How about some pizza?
You read my stomach.
I want pepperoni and garlic and onions and anchovies…
And peanut butter and clams and hot fudge. [Jimmy and Sheen look at him awkwardly over what he said] Don't knock it till you try it.
Okay, okay, one ultimate pizza coming up. Gentlemen, let the gorging begin!
[slowly sits up; spookily] I believe the time has come for scary stories.
Well, okay, but, um…not too scary, Jimmy, 'cause remember what happened [whispers] the last time when I got too scared?
Hey, did you bring your rubber sleeping bag?
Yes.
Then what's the problem? Make it scream-your-head-off scary.
One scream-your-head-off scary story coming up.
[getting scared] It's just a story, it's just a story, it's just a story.
Good evening. I am Dr. Dark, teller of terrible tales.
Hold up. Do you mean terrible like lousy, or terrible like scary?
SCARY!
[frightened] Got it.
SheenJeffrey Garcia · 171 quotes
CarlRob Paulsen · 162 quotes
CindyCarolyn Lawrence · 108 quotes
HughMark DeCarlo · 79 quotes
LibbyCrystal Scales · 71 quotes
JudyMegan Cavanagh · 58 quotes
Miss FowlAndrea Martin · 38 quotes
PWPrincipal Willoughby16 quotes
SamBilly West · 16 quotes
ButchRob Paulsen · 15 quotes
WMr. Wheezer15 quotes
NickCandi Milo · 13 quotes
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The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · 473 quotes
