Jimmy, Carl and others in “Unfinished Business”

[slowly sits up; spookily] I believe the time has come for scary stories.

Carl

Well, okay, but, um…not too scary, Jimmy, 'cause remember what happened [whispers] the last time when I got too scared?

Sheen

Hey, did you bring your rubber sleeping bag?

Carl

Yes.

Sheen

Then what's the problem? Make it scream-your-head-off scary.

One scream-your-head-off scary story coming up.

Carl

[getting scared] It's just a story, it's just a story, it's just a story.

Good evening. I am Dr. Dark, teller of terrible tales.

Sheen

Hold up. Do you mean terrible like lousy, or terrible like scary?

SCARY!

Sheen

[frightened] Got it.