A character in The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
[to Terry, holding a brown paper bag] Oh, sorry Terry. I only brought one. I'll tell you what though, after I'm done, I'll put some ketchup on the bag and you can eat that.
[mimics game buzzer] Wrong answer, Nerd-tron!
[to Jimmy] Just got a phone call from Terry's mom! Did you two have a little spat-a-roo?
Hugh, the talk?
[clears throat] Once upon on time, a boy sparrow said to a girl sparrow, "Hey, nice feathers! Can I buy you some millet?" Well, the girl sparrow…
You know what, dad? I would really love to hear the rest, but I'm having a small emergency, bye!
And when he got to her nest, he was alarmed to find out that her mother was a cantankerous old crow!
Hugh!
[Jimmy gets calls from his friends as his sick patches dissolved into their skins]
[in her bathing suit in her room] Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Hey, Jimmy, my patch pulled a Houdini! Doesn't it rock?!
Cure me or face the consequences!
I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUBBLE BOY!
Okay, okay, settle down! I can fix it! Carl, Sheen, sneak out and meet me in the you-know-what.
We've reached our destination… [sniffs] the stomach.
[seeing toys in the stomach acid] Man. [sniffs] Carl eats a lot of junk, doesn't he? Hey, Carl! You're supposed to play with the toys in the Silly Meals, not eat 'em!
I know, but they always look so colorful and chewy!
[As Jimmy cures everyone with vaccines, they all return to school]
[back in school] I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm finally glad to be going back to normal enough for school.
[also back in school with her wasp sting in the middle of her forehead] Yeah! I'm never getting sick again! Plus, one little sting from that wasp really hurt!
[also back in school as well, but with needle marks all over her body and still in her bathing suit] One little sting? Try 678 needles, Folfax, and then talk to me about pain! [angrily gets in Libby's face]
Wait a minute, Vortex. Why are you still in your bathing suit?
[stops getting angry] Oh. No reason.
[rocking back and forth, muttering helplessly] No more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama.
It's so good to have you all back! Now I'd like you to meet a new student! Please give a nice warm friendly welcome to Yentl Marmelstein!
Hi, I-sniff-gee-yuck-choo, oh sorry, I have a cold.
NO!
[freaks out from her seat with Cindy shivers violently in fear and horror] Keep her away from us!
[holds his arms and crosses his fingers looking like a x] Unclean! Unclean!
[wiggles his arms and legs and bolts upright from his seat] SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
[Everyone scrambles out of the classroom screaming, leaving only Mrs. Fowl and Yenti in the classroom]
I think they LIKE you!
What is this? Insect repellent? A compass? Toilet paper? These frilly luxuries will just weigh us down.
Hugh, are you sure you know what you're doing?
Don't forget I was an Acorn Lad! I remember everything I ever learned like the song we used to sing! [singing] We are the Acorn Lads, something, something, the Acorn Lads.
Come on, Goddard!
[Goddard runs out of the house and towards Jimmy but Hugh stops him]
No, no, no, no. [gives Goddard to Judy] No technology at all on this trip.
Our camp! Our equipment! Everything's gone!
We're doomed!
Oh, it's no use! We're done for, and it's all my fault! The truth is, I'm a rotten camper! There, I said it. The other Acorn Lads used to dunk my head in the bug juice. I can't even make a stupid fire.
Oh, don't worry, Dad. We'll find a way out of this. I don't care if you're a mediocre camper, I still think you're a great dad.
Thanks, son, I…I needed to hear that.
So you couldn't even make a fire.
Let's get a move on, puddin'. Don't wanna miss the overture! [Sings, to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony] Da-da-da-duck! Da-da-da-duck! [Continues singing]
Oh, Hugh. [To Jimmy] We'll be home around 11:30.
Eh, Jimbo, you want us to… wake ya up when we get home and reenact the show?
Uh…no thanks.
[Hugh exits.]
Suddenly, a scientist's lot might be a boring and lonely one, Goddard. [the doorbell rings] Saved by the bell. Here they come! [leaves his room to get the door; Carl and Sheen are there]
Hey, Jimmy, good news! I got the first season of Teenage Ultra Lord on DVD, with 162 awesome hours of bonus features and deleted scenes!
Yeah. In one exciting episode, the actors flub their lines with hilarious results.
Oh, sorry, guys, I can't. My parents are out and I can't have anybody over.
Your parents are gone? You're home alone? They won't be back till Ultra Lord knows when? Let's get ready to boogie!
No, Sheen, seriously. I signed a legal document.
But think of the fun, the laughs, the excitement, the joy, the memories.
[answering the phone as it rings] Jimmy Neutron, party monster.
Jimbo?
[alarmed] Dad?!
[Cut to his parents driving back home with Judy driving with annoyance and Hugh wearing a big duck head]
Bad news. One of the actors in Ducks broke his wing, so I jumped on stage to fill in and, well, I kind of, sort of, I, uh, accidentally-
[annoyed] He destroyed the entire set.
It could've happened to anybody. Anyways, we'll be home in about 5 minutes. See you soon, son! [tosses out the phone into the street, ending the call]
[horrified; believing he's gonna be in so much trouble] 5 minutes?! NO!
Hey, what's the matter, Jimmy? You okay?
Nothing, everything's perfect.
Good, because I am dancing till, I can't dance no more.
[laughs] Ah, that's great. I mean, no, it's not! [turns to his watch] Estimate parental unit arrival time. [His watch reads T-minus 04:12] Okay, that was fun. Wish you could stay, but I understand. Time to call it a night. Thanks for coming, bye!
We're not leaving the party. It finally got good, hmm!
You can't kick me out. I'm… I'm me.
Don't stop me, Jimmy. I've got feet of flames!
[last lines after Hugh realizes the dinosaur is in the closet]
Uh, sugar booger? How long did we have a raptor in the closet? [dinosaur growls and attacks him]
[cross] James Isaac Neutron!
I can fix that! I hope!
Bad dinosaur! Bad--! No, that's it! Out of the house! [an iris circle appears on the house, showing a black background; dinosaur chomps him] Ow! I'm glad you're extinct! You're mean! [the dinosaur chases after him]
[as a video game monster drills Sheen in the ground] Sheen! [groans] Oh, now he's trapped in there. Oh well I'm sure he can't possibly lose twice on level 1.
[inside the video game] Hey, look at me! [the title "Game Over" appears on the screen] I'm Head Growing Out of the Ground Man!
[last lines]
It's a good thing you came through with those llamas, Carl. You know, we... [finds out Carl just disappeared] Carl?
Jimmy, [points at the screen] look!
Llama-palooza! Llama-palooza, yeah!
We've gotta get him out right away!
Maybe we'll just let him stay there, 'til after lunch.
Okay. Got any bologna?
[they walk off, leaving Carl inside the screen with a bunch of llamas]
Jimmy, I'd like you to meet the new producer of Science with Jimmy!
[Cindy enters the room.]
NO!
And... [Libby enters the room as well.] Your new co-host!
NO!
Jimmy, calm down. We know that you want the show to educate people. We deeply and genuinely respect that.
NO!
SheenJeffrey Garcia · 171 quotes
CarlRob Paulsen · 162 quotes
CindyCarolyn Lawrence · 108 quotes
HughMark DeCarlo · 79 quotes
LibbyCrystal Scales · 71 quotes
JudyMegan Cavanagh · 58 quotes
Miss FowlAndrea Martin · 38 quotes
PWPrincipal Willoughby16 quotes
SamBilly West · 16 quotes
ButchRob Paulsen · 15 quotes
WMr. Wheezer15 quotes
NickCandi Milo · 13 quotes
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