Pastor Dave quotes from That '70s Show

Ok, Laurie, let's see what you have.

Six... six... six... [frightened] Oh, well thank you for the wonderful evening! I'll see you at church!

Okay. Lets see your pictures. Kitty, what do you see when you think of God? [Kitty shows picture] Oh, that's nice. Very lifelike.

Kitty

See He's, um, He's looking down fondly on all of us going to church.

Steven. [Hyde shows picture of a man with long hair and a beard] Very good. I see, when you think of God, you see Jesus.

Hyde

No man, it's Clapton.

Eric

Oh my God, man. I drew Clapton too.

Eric

So, dipping into the frankincense I see? Well, no more of that, okay? We're gonna do this play the way it was meant to be done. And no... spacemen! And anyone who doesn't like that is no Christmas friend of mine.

Kelso

And we should be a little bit nicer to those of us who want to watch Christmas specials. I mean when Rudolph's nose shone so bright, and Santa realized he could guide the sleigh at night, that was a great moment in American history!

Hyde

Kelso... Rudolph was small, had a girly voice. And I'm pretty sure he's a little light on the hooves, if you know what I mean.

Fez

Of course he was light on the hooves. He could fly! [realizes the meaning to Hyde's joke] Ohhh! I would have guessed Prancer!

Eric

Well, you've all ignored me, so... I'll take that as a resounding vote of confidence. Guys, let's do this thing.

What on God's green earth?!

Eric

Pastor Dave, I was just—

Oh, I know what you're doing. I recognize that smell from the AC/DC concert. I was handing out leaflets!

Eric

No, but I wasn't—

Eric Forman, you're fired!

Eric

Well, you know what? Fine! [gets up and leaves the circle]

Kelso

...Rudolph had a girlfriend! Her name was Clarice! She thought he was cute, okay?! If anyone was gay, it was that–that Hermey! I mean, no straight elf has hair like that!