Listen, Kitty. There's something I need to tell you.
KittyYou can tell me anything.
Really? You promise not to get mad?
Kitty[sniffs] Mmm-hmm.
I wasn't poisoned. I just didn't want you to be mad because I ate your cupcakes. Whoo! Okay. Yeah, feels good to get that off my chest.
Kitty[lividly] Dudley! HOW COULD YOU?! [roars in fury and tries to pulverize him]
You promised you wouldn't get mad! I feel like you're mad!
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