Dudley and Kitty in “Unfinished Business”

Dudley

Listen, Kitty. There's something I need to tell you.

Kitty

You can tell me anything.

Dudley

Really? You promise not to get mad?

Kitty

[sniffs] Mmm-hmm.

Dudley

I wasn't poisoned. I just didn't want you to be mad because I ate your cupcakes. Whoo! Okay. Yeah, feels good to get that off my chest.

Kitty

[lividly] Dudley! HOW COULD YOU?! [roars in fury and tries to pulverize him]

Dudley

You promised you wouldn't get mad! I feel like you're mad!