MCMichael Cole
Oh, my God!
JLJohn "Bradshaw" Layfield
A six-time WCW Champion, a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion!
But what the hell is he doing here?
MMichael
The man who has never stepped foot inside WWE's arena before!
What a hell of an impact he's made the first time he did!
MMichael
But why is Stinger here?!
None of his business, I'll tell ya!
MMichael
This is incredible! [Sting comes to the ring and attacks Scott Armstrong] Down goes Armstrong!
[Sting enters the ring and stares down Triple H for two minutes, amidst the chants of "Holy Shit!", "Sting!" and "This is awesome." Triple H attacks, but Sting evades, then kicks him in the gut.]
MMichael
Look at this! Sting!
Triple H with the first shot, but he missed!
[Sting hits the Scorpion Death Drop on Triple H.]
MMichael
Stinger strikes! [Sting pulls Rollins off of Ziggler onto his back, then pulls Ziggler on top of him, and walks out] And he pulls Ziggler into the cover of Seth Rollins.
[seeing the original referee make the count] Hey guys...
MMichael
Here's the cover.
No! [The referee hits three] NO!
LGLilian Garcia
Here is your winner: Dolph Ziggler, and Team Cena!
MMichael
The Authority is gone!
What has Sting done? And why?
MMichael
Ladies and gentlemen, the most incredible moment in Survivor Series history! The Authority is out of power! Dolph Ziggler is the lone survivor, and the iconic Sting returns with a Death Drop to Triple H!
[moments later, after all the members of Team Raw have made their entrances:]
BEBig E
Oh, Toronto! Don't you dare...be sour! Clap for your world-famous 2-time champs and feel the power!
[The New Day's music kicks in and they enter as the crowd chants "New Day rocks!"]
XWXavier Woods
Tonight, we are much more than just your [The New Day members wiggle their hips and the crowd joins in] WWE World Tag Team Champions...
KKKofi Kingston
...We are also your Raw tag team captains. But tonight...is not about us. Oh...no. [He points at the members of Team Raw] Tonight...is about us! All of us! All of us as we stand united with one goal in mind: And that goal is to put the whooping on Team SmackDown, baby!
BEBig E
But why? But why? Because...Team Raw rocks! [the crowd joins in as Team Raw marches their way to the ring] Team Raw rocks!
[Woods plays his trombone to the rhythm of the crowd chanting "Team Raw rocks" while Team Raw marches to the ring]
MCMichael Cole
Feel free to join us on this...chanting anytime, Otunga.
DODavid Otunga
I'll pass on this...as much as I have a point.
MMichael
Seth Rollins said, "Survivor Series has always been big to me. I'm gonna stay the course tonight and lead Team RAW to victory."
DDavid
Well, his shirt tells me he's a little bit of self-interest in there. He's got half of his own shirt, half of Team RAW.
CGCorey Graves
What an astute observation there, Jennifer Hudsband.
[During the epic Brock Lesnar vs Goldberg fight]
MMichael
SPEAR! Goldberg hit Lesnar with a spear from out of nowhere!
DDavid
Goldberg may shock the world.
CCorey
Goldberg looking to end this early.
MMichael
Lesnar's hurt. Lesnar's hurt. [Goldberg hits Lesnar with another spear] Goldberg again with another spear! 2 spears to Lesnar! Brock's in trouble! Brock's in trouble!
CCorey
I don't think anybody expected this sort of dominance right out of the gate from Goldberg!
DDavid
The Beast may be on the verge of getting slayed!
[Lesnar struggles to get up to his feet and moments later Goldberg scoops Lesnar up for a Jackhammer]
MMichael
Goldberg looking for a Jackhammer! A Jackhammer to Lesnar..here's the cover...[Referee counts the 3] OH MY GOD! Goldberg beat Brock!
JJojo
Here is your winner...Goldberg!
MMichael
A monumental upset! After 12 years, Goldberg returns to the ring and absolutely destroys The Beast!
CCorey
I cannot believe what I just witnessed!
DDavid
You and me both! Goldberg said he had one last Jackhammer and that one last Jackhammer was good enough to pin Brock Lesnar.
CCorey
The entire world has got to be in shock right now.