“2016” quotes from Survivor Series

Toronto!

Look what you've done! We are a couple of star boys! And tonight, these star boys...we got enemies, got a lot of enemies. We got a couple of haters...a couple of haters...from SmackDown trying to drain us of our energy!

And ain't nobody could've drained us of our energy, because we are in Toronto, and we've been sipping on Timmy Horton's all day long! [crowd cheers) And as for SmackDown Live, they've been sipping on their cup of Average Joe.

Tonight, we are running through the six with our foes. So Team Raw's on their ones and twos. I got 'em all BO's. So SmackDown...you better be on your Toron-toes, babe. [He strips down his overalls to reveal a writing of "If You're Reading This, It's Too Late" a la Drake's album as the crowd cheers louder]

If you're reading this it's too late because there's only [the crowd joins in] one word...to describe you, and I'm gonna spell it out for ya! S-A-W-F-T!

SAWFT!

Oh, Toronto! Don't you dare...be sour! Clap for your world-famous 2-time champs and feel the power!

Tonight, we are much more than just your [The New Day members wiggle their hips and the crowd joins in] WWE World Tag Team Champions...

...We are also your Raw tag team captains. But tonight...is not about us. Oh...no. [He points at the members of Team Raw] Tonight...is about us! All of us! All of us as we stand united with one goal in mind: And that goal is to put the whooping on Team SmackDown, baby!

But why? But why? Because...Team Raw rocks! [the crowd joins in as Team Raw marches their way to the ring] Team Raw rocks!

Feel free to join us on this...chanting anytime, Otunga.

I'll pass on this...as much as I have a point.

Seth Rollins said, "Survivor Series has always been big to me. I'm gonna stay the course tonight and lead Team RAW to victory."

Well, his shirt tells me he's a little bit of self-interest in there. He's got half of his own shirt, half of Team RAW.

What an astute observation there, Jennifer Hudsband.

SPEAR! Goldberg hit Lesnar with a spear from out of nowhere!

Goldberg may shock the world.

Goldberg looking to end this early.

Lesnar's hurt. Lesnar's hurt. [Goldberg hits Lesnar with another spear] Goldberg again with another spear! 2 spears to Lesnar! Brock's in trouble! Brock's in trouble!

I don't think anybody expected this sort of dominance right out of the gate from Goldberg!

The Beast may be on the verge of getting slayed!

Goldberg looking for a Jackhammer! A Jackhammer to Lesnar..here's the cover...[Referee counts the 3] OH MY GOD! Goldberg beat Brock!

Here is your winner...Goldberg!

A monumental upset! After 12 years, Goldberg returns to the ring and absolutely destroys The Beast!

I cannot believe what I just witnessed!

You and me both! Goldberg said he had one last Jackhammer and that one last Jackhammer was good enough to pin Brock Lesnar.

The entire world has got to be in shock right now.