Ladies and gentlemen, if DX remain on the same page tonight, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that John Cena will lose the WWE Championship.
Well, the question is, which one of these great superstars will win, be victorious here tonight? I mean, this is...you guys will have to agree with this, I mean, is it gonna be Shawn or is it gonna be Triple H?
[the referee calls for the bell to officially start the match, as Michaels and Triple H stare down Cena]
MSMatt Striker
Well, the last time the WWE title changed hands in this city was 2000 and that match featured, the Game, Triple H.
[suddenly Michaels hits Sweet Chin Music on Triple H, who falls out of the ring, unconscious. Cena looks absolutely stunned]
MMatt
I told you, King, I told you!
Look at the look on Cena's face!
And there, ladies and gentlemen, is vintage Shawn Michaels!
Shawn Michaels has made a career about being in the center of the storm, and he did it, again!
MMatt
Let's go, here we go now! Come on!
...what?! I can't - did that just happen?!
Well, of course, coming out to his nerd music...
MSMatt Striker
That's "Ride of the Valkyries", that's a great song.
Yeah, from Apocalypse Now, and every time that Daniel Bryan comes out, that's what it is out here. Nonetheless, Daniel Bryan would know nothing about the way Maryse would dress, that wonderful Versace dress and Prada jacket. How gorgeous does Maryse look here tonight at Survivor Series?
Oh, she's always very, very beautiful...as most...
MMatt
Well, Daniel Bryan said he was honored...
Wait a minute, how can you say Maryse is a gold digger?
Let me ask you, if you think—Matt, you can probably vouch for this. You said you would love to take her shopping; you used to be a teacher—what if you still made a teacher's salary? You think she would still be around...
MMatt
I would take out a loan and mortgage my house.
Trust me, Maryse would not be hanging around with somebody that is a regular joe out the street.
MMatt
Michael, let me shift to you. Daniel Bryan said he was honored to have Hall-of-Famer Jim Ross call his match this past year on "Old School" Raw.
There's no doubt that this man, Dashing Cody Rhodes, fits right in at South Beach
[Exasperated] Oh my gosh....
MMatt
Cody's narcissistic, ego-driven, cocky, conceited, capable and confident.
MMatt
I think it started with the letter C.
This guy is... look at him!
I am looking at him, it looks like his neck threw up. You think he's Dashing?!?!
This guy right here, Matt, could be the wild card in all of this.
MMatt
Well, this is the x factor. I mean, let's not forget this past Friday on SmackDown on Syfy, Tyler Reks took The Big Show off of his feet. How do you prepare for the unknown, how do you prepare for Tyler Reks?