“1993” quotes from Survivor Series

You know why the Kid's not doing well? Look at the time! Its half an hour past his bed time!

That's surviving, McMahon.

Pardon me, that's cheating.

Well, cheating and surviving go hand in hand.

Have you ever cheated somebody?

Of course not.

You should try it! It's a ball!

Bobby Heenan...

Oh come on, ref...

What, do you want to referee now too? You wanna be president of the World Wrestling Federation?

A good big man will always beat a small little punk.

I don't know if I've ever heard it put quite that way, Bobby Heenan...

(Adam Bomb and Rick Martel are obviously cheating) Come on ref, open your eyes!

Hey, he's doing a great job!

Is that you call teamwork, Bobby Heenan?

Yes I do, what do you call teamwork? (disgusted) Fair tags? Life isn't fair, McMahon.

Razor Ramon might just be the WWF superstar of the year!

Am I still in the running?

Come on, tear his leg out of his socket!

Stop it, Bobby Heenan!

What heart this young man has!

So kick him in the heart.

Aw, gee, can you imagine that? I upset the Hart family. I feel so bad about that. I got news for you. If I had a mom and dad that looked like that, I'd have put 'em six feet under a long time ago, whether those hearts were still pumping or not. And I got news for you. Bret "The Hitman" Hart, you and I have a history. I got a little something to settle with you anyway after what happened last Survivor Series. But you know, something's a little bit different — I still got my gold, and you got nothing. And what else do I have? I got three knights that I handpicked myself. What's he got? He's got his little brother, "The Rocket" Owen Hart; and he's got another brother, a fireman — I got something for the fireman, I'm so hot you can't put me out — and the other guy? He's a substitute schoolteacher. I don't need anybody teaching me anything, I know it all. Hart family, you guys are going down where your mom and your dad oughta be. And if that old man sticks his nose in my business, I'm gonna waffle him upside the head and somehow make him uglier than he already is.

(after Ross and Wayne Hart are introduced) That's what it is. (sniffing) I thought it was zoo dirt.

(on Ray Combs) Are you sure that's not Wink Martindale?

There are 20 Hart family members here at ringside tonight.

And Helen just gave birth to 8 of them.

Stu Hart last wrestled at the Boston Garden in 1945.

No you're wrong about that. 1845. He was at the tail end of his career.

Ray, you know the movie Sleepless in Seattle starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan? Stu and Helen are going to remake the movie. They're going to meet eye to eye over a bowl of prunes and call it Senile in Seattle.