Bobby Heenan quotes from Survivor Series

A good big man will always beat a small little punk.

I don't know if I've ever heard it put quite that way, Bobby Heenan...

(Adam Bomb and Rick Martel are obviously cheating) Come on ref, open your eyes!

Hey, he's doing a great job!

Is that you call teamwork, Bobby Heenan?

Yes I do, what do you call teamwork? (disgusted) Fair tags? Life isn't fair, McMahon.

Razor Ramon might just be the WWF superstar of the year!

Am I still in the running?

Come on, tear his leg out of his socket!

Stop it, Bobby Heenan!

What heart this young man has!

So kick him in the heart.

There are 20 Hart family members here at ringside tonight.

And Helen just gave birth to 8 of them.

Stu Hart last wrestled at the Boston Garden in 1945.

No you're wrong about that. 1845. He was at the tail end of his career.

Excuse me one minute. (yelling) Hey Stu (Hart), wake up! He fell asleep.

He's gonna wake up. He's gonna come over here, Bobby.

That'll take two hours. We'll be off the air.

(On the hooded Blue Knight) This Blue Knight's really put together, huh? I know who he is!

Alright, who is he?

Oh, I can't tell YOU.

Say Bobby, I think you should wear a mask like the Knights.

I should?

Uh huh, as a public service.

You know, the Hart family is known as the cowards of Canada.

What do you mean, the cowards of Canada?

That's just what I hear from people.

Stu just yelled over to Helen, "Helen, I'm damp". What does that mean?

Bobby Heenan, you're a bad man. You owe the entire Hart family an apology, as well as our audience.

(On Keith Hart) You know, that little man out there is man who goes out and risks his life every day.

Eating dinner at the Hart house is risking your life every day!

I hope the director doesn't show the Hart family anymore.

Why's that?

The phone'll be ringing off the hook over at America's Most Wanted!

I think they oughta start a show for you family.

Oh yeah? What would they call it?

America's Most Unwanted.

You know, all the Hart daughters look like the mom. I mean, the same age, like they're going on 85, 87...

You are an unkind man, Bobby Heenan.

Her face could hold an 8 day rain with all those wrinkles!