Bobby Heenan quotes from Survivor Series

Shawn! Shawn! (throws a bottle of water to Shawn)

He's hanging-- You can't really give him water Bobby!

I didn't. Someone from behind me threw it.

(about Mabel) Mabel with all that hair and makeup on. Are you sure that's not Oprah Winfrey?

Would you be serious, Bobby Heenan?

Oh that's right. She's dropped down to about 350.

We still don't know who Shawn Michaels' Knights were-

I do!

Sure, of course you do, but you're not telling.

Mabel is huge, Bobby Heenan!

Well, if you wolfed down 65 turkeys, you'd put on a few pounds too.

What's that smell?

That's Bastion Booger, I believe.

WOW! ... I thought it was just Boston.

Whoomp, there it is!

Whoopsie, there it is.

This is a cartoon! Forget about Looney Tunes. Forget about Hanna Barbera. They've got nothing on the WWF!

Not tonight!

Not tonight!

This looks like a match Chief Jay Strongbow should've wrestled in.

There's confetti on the floor, there's bananas on the floor, there's turkey carcasses on the floor, there's bananas in the ring, there's skins in the ring. There's a drumstick, there's a wing, there's a gizzard.

Where's a gizzard?

I feel like I'm at Dahmer's house.

[on the Steiner Brothers] Graduates of the University of Wisconsin.

The University of Michigan, Bobby Heenan.

I think they got their jackets on upside down. Anyone can graduate from Michigan. You could, even, a man who's hooked on phonics.

[Jacques hits a piledriver on Scott Steiner and covers him] That won't work. It won't work.

The cover. Referee out of position... [Hebner counts, but Steiner kicks out] Almost worked, why wouldn't it work?

He dropped him on his head; there's nothing in there!

Ok, so now it's three against...two.

Three on two, Bobby Heenan

Three on two is five.

[pause] How about that. You're the Brain. You can add, huh?

Well, I wanted to show you, you know, help you out.

Well, we have confirmation now that Randy Savage has been once again thrown out of this building.

How does he get in? What is he, Batman? Is he hanging from the rafters? Is he hanging from a flag?