[Daniel Bryan hits a running knee on Cena]
Bryan for a cover, hook of the leg...[Triple H counts to three] HE DID IT! DANIEL BRYAN DID IT! DANIEL BRYAN IS WWE CHAMPION!
The winner of this match and NEW WWE Champion: Daniel Bryan!
The fairytale has come true! The dream of a lifetime! The decade of perseverance and hard work has paid off! Daniel Bryan is on top of the world!
JLJohn "Bradshaw" Layfield
It's said before, but they're right—miracles can happen!
Daniel Bryan is WWE Champion!
The beard is here, and the Champ is here!
XWXavier Woods
Brooklyn, now, we know that your city is used to feeling filthy and disgusting, so we brought you some positivity. I mean, look at how clean we are. Everybody, get your cameras out and see how good we look!
JLJohn "Bradshaw" Layfield
They are clean.
KKKofi Kingston
You see, today, we're gonna teach up about a little something called hip...hop, something that New York doesn't know anything about. Y'all don't know nothing about hip-hop, because hip-hop originated in the South.
XXavier
Peace up, A-Town down!
KKofi
So it goes a little something like this. [The New Day enters the ring] Hold on now, come on, come on. You know Jay-Z's tried this, but Jay-Z failed. The good news is the New Day's about to make it a whole lot better. All right, pitch pipes to C. Pitch pipes to C.
[The New Day blows into their pipes]
KKofi
[to tune of "Empire State of Mind"] Let's hear it for New Day
XXavier
Negativity won't affect us
KKofi
Clap 'cause it's infectious
XXavier
Let's hear it for New Day
BEBig E
All those other tag teams are booty
Yeah, I said booty
XXavier
Let's hear it for New Day
NDNew Day
New Day, New Daaa...[brief stop for breath]...aaayyyyy
...
Jay-Z's gonna sign those guys if he can afford 'em.