Gorilla quotes from SummerSlam

Get me somebody out here to wrestle, I don't care who it is.

Ho ho ho. Don't say that, my man. There are some people in that locker room who would take this man apart.

We're all waiting here with anticipation as for who the opponent will be. Well, maybe we haven't got an opponent.

Well, maybe we have an opponent, or maybe he's still lacing up his boots. Who knows, man.

[as familiar theme music plays] Wait a minute, wait a minute. Somebody's music.

That's familiar music, brother!

They've exploded here in the Garden! I don't see anybody yet!

[as the Ultimate Warrior runs to the ring and goes right after the Honky Tonk Man] Here is the challenger, weighing...

It's the Ultimate Warrior!

One man on the attack!

This place has gone bananas!

Ultimate Warrior exploding here on the Honky Tonk Man. Beautiful flying tackle. The bell has gone and it's officially underway.

Warrior doesn't know what to do, he's so excited!

The title definitely up for grabs here.

Oh, we could get a new champion right now, Gorilla Monsoon! Right now, brother, we could get a new champion!

[as Warrior hits a splash] Big splash here, hooks the leg... [Dave Hebner counts to three] It's over! History has been made here!

I love it! I love it!

Look at this place gone bananas!

Pandemonium is running wild in Madison Square Garden, my man!

History once again made here in Madison Square Garden!

The winner of this contest...and NEW Intercontinental Champion: The Ultimate Warrior!

You know, Piper used to come home from school and find out that his parents had moved.

Will you stop?! I'm not going to tell you again or you'll be out of here.

Concerned look on the face of Stu and Helen Hart.

You know why they're concerned? They snuck in! They scared the usher away.

Will you be serious?!

Stop it now Bobby!

Don't do it Perfect! Don't touch that ref!

Why? Disqualifcation will save his title.

All right then nail him!

[as Bret blocks a legdrop from Mr. Perfect] Nice block there, that move. Oh, he's got that hold half-applied on the canvas! He's turning him over!

Beautiful counter!

The Sharpshooter!

[as Hebner calls for the bell] He's got it!

HE GOT IT!

NO! NO!

We've got a new champion!

We've got a new champion!

NO!

ALRIGHT!

The winner of this bout and NEW Intercontinental Champion: Bret "Hitman" Hart!

The new Intercontinental Champion, Bret "The Hitman" Hart!

Tear it off, Bret! Tear it off, man!

Look at Perfect, he's hurt. He wants out of there!

We've got us a new champeen! [sic]

And he deserves it! This place is going bananas!

Come on dummy, I don't have all day, I'm a busy man. Right here is the dressing room. Of the WWF champion Hulk Hogan. And I'm going to embarrass him and see what kind of a man he really is. [knocks on Hogan's door] Come on Hogan, open up! Wait till you see this. [Hogan opens the door.] On behalf of the real world's champion, Ric Flair, I would like to challenge you, Hogan. At any time any place - [Hogan slams the door.] Who do you think you're embarrassing?! You wouldn't do that if Ric Flair was standing here! You hear-- You hear me?! Turn that camera off. Turn that damn thing off!

Oh I love it!

That's not the first door he's had slammed in his face. That's why he ain't married.

I'm going to get the Boss Man a pack of cigarettes.

Are you leaving again?

Yes, I'm going to take him some cigarettes.

What do you mean take him some cigarettes? He doesn't even smoke!

No but he's going to need them to bribe the screws.

Will you stop?!

Come on Boss Man, get up! It's six o clock in the morning. Here's your cup of coffee and your one cigarette.

Oh you know what time they get up in the pokey do you?

I watched Police Story in Colombo.

I think he's speaking from personal experience.

I hope Slaughter keeps getting back up so that Hogan can keep knocking him down.

You must really hate the man.

I do!

I suppose you like a traitor. Aren't you an American?

Yes.

Well this guy turned his back on his country! Would you do that? Maybe you would.

My favorite show is The Price Is Right.