Vince McMahon quotes from SummerSlam

Gentlemen, as you know the Ultimate Warrior-- (the SummerSlam sign falls off behind them.)

Nice move.

Fuck it!

What are you doing with that ridiculous-looking crown on?

Well, you little stupid peasant, I happen to be Sir Bobby, the King of England.

Henry VIII would be rolling over in his grave, Bobby "the Brain" Heenan, if he could see this! Nonetheless, the only thing royal about you is you're a royal pain; and speaking of a pain, in whose corner is Mr. Perfect really going to be in — the Ultimate Warrior's, or is going to be in the corner of the Macho Man?

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I hate to say it, but the Bushwhackers are a lot prettier than some of the women I've seen here.

Would you please stop that?

There are more moons here in London, England, than there are on any other planet!

I've never seen so many smiles in all my life.

From the home of the Olympic Games of 1948

He's no William Shakespeare, that's for sure.

He's a genius!

All Typhoon has to do is sit up and tag his partner.

You're asking a lot for Typhoon to do a situp.

[on the foam fingers in the audience] I remember when I used to walk to the ring, McMahon, and people used to hold up one finger.

That was a different kind of salute.

Unbelievable intestinal fortitude on the part of both participants. [Hart rolls over Bulldog, attempting a...] Sunset flip...[Bulldog kneels over Bret's shoulders, catches both legs, and leans forward as Joey Marella counts] Wait a minute...two...that's it!

He beat him! He beat him! Wembley Arena is going nuts! I mean Wembley Stadium! I don't know where I am!

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout...and NEW Intercontinental Champion: The British Bulldog!

Isn't it ironic that the colors of Michigan are yellow?

And blue.

But mostly yellow.

They're not yellow, they're gold, Bobby Heenan.

Cover him! It's over! He got him! (IRS kicks out) No he didn't.

Whaddya mean it's over?!? It's not over!

Well, call it what you will, call it luck, call it ability, call it the fact that the 1-2-3 Kid will take high-risks like no one else ever in the WWF, whatever it is, you can call him victorious.

You could call him stupid.

Ouch! Hit him right on the bicusbid.

The what?

The bicusbid.

What do you know about bicusbids?

You're asking and answering your own questions, you really are the Brain, aren't you?

Well, I have to, when I'm with...

Yeah right, when you're with what?

Uh, nothing.

Well, I think he shines more, uh, his ability to think for himself without relying on a partner, could be an advantage of, uh, of Mr. IRS, but I would have to say just by watching him and the way I've been watching him and the way you, in the ring right now, I'd have to say that... yeah, the Kid's in trouble.

Could you care to repeat that please?

Well... no.

I see.

(On Irwin R. Schyster) He doesn't like to be called Irwin, he doesn't like to be called Schyster, what does he like to be called?

R.