DSDamien Sandow
Throughout literary history, there have been several prolific pairings. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson; to dumb it down for all of you halfwits, Batman and Robin. Each duo had something in common—there was a leader and an inferior sidekick or lackey. Cody Rhodes was my sidekick, and tonight I send him back from whence he came, from his family of carnival clowns. SILENCE! Team Rhodes Scholars could have been the ultimate prolific pairing. But tonight, I send Cody back to the pairing he was destined for,with his father—Dumb and Dumber. You're welcome.
LGLilian Garcia
And his opponent, from San...[Alberto stops her and whispers into her ear] Ladies and gentlemen, Alberto Del Rio is insisting that I introduce him in Spanish. Desde San Luis Potosí, Mexico, pesando doscientos treinta y nueve libras. Él es el campeón de peso completo, Alberto Del Rio!
Lilian had better be careful. We know what happened to the last ring announcer for Alberto Del Rio.
[Daniel Bryan hits a running knee on Cena]
Bryan for a cover, hook of the leg...[Triple H counts to three] HE DID IT! DANIEL BRYAN DID IT! DANIEL BRYAN IS WWE CHAMPION!
The winner of this match and NEW WWE Champion: Daniel Bryan!
The fairytale has come true! The dream of a lifetime! The decade of perseverance and hard work has paid off! Daniel Bryan is on top of the world!
JLJohn "Bradshaw" Layfield
It's said before, but they're right—miracles can happen!
Daniel Bryan is WWE Champion!
The beard is here, and the Champ is here!
This could be the year of the beard.
LLoudspeaker
I hear voices in my head...
You've gotta be kidding me.
Mr. Money in the Bank, Randy Orton, briefcase and contract in tow.
Randy Orton's gonna cash in.
[Randy stops before ringside]
Is Randy Orton gonna ruin Bryan's moment? [Randy holds the briefcase up, takes a few steps toward the ring...] The Champ not backing down. [...then turns around and walks back] And Randy Orton with a little message, just a little reminder to the WWE Champion.
DBDaniel Bryan
[as Randy stops halfway up and turns around] YES!
[Triple H turns Daniel around, kicks him in the gut...]
What the hell?! [...and Pedigrees him. Randy enters the ring and hands the briefcase to Triple H.] Oh my God, no. Oh my God, no! Hunter, what are you doing?!
THTriple H
[handing the briefcase to the announcer] Ring the bell now. Ring it.
Hunter, what are you doing? This match is underway. Bryan's out cold. [Randy turns Daniel onto his back and covers him.] Randy Orton...[Triple H counts to three, with the crowd counting alongside him] Randy Orton has cashed in Money in the Bank. Randy Orton is a seven-time WWE Champion.
The winner of this match and NEW WWE Champion: Randy Orton!
Oh my God! Triple H, wha...?
What the hell just happened?
[struggling to say it] It just isn't real.
Talk about a damper on the party. This is the damnedest SummerSlam I've ever seen.
You've gotta be kidding me.
You can't help but feel bad for Daniel Bryan.
Daniel Bryan...Daniel Bryan.
Well, you know what, guys? Look at it this way—Mr. McMahon just got his wish. He didn't want Cena to be Champion, and he sure as hell didn't want Daniel Bryan to be Champion.