Brooklyn, now, we know that your city is used to feeling filthy and disgusting, so we brought you some positivity. I mean, look at how clean we are. Everybody, get your cameras out and see how good we look!
They are clean.
You see, today, we're gonna teach up about a little something called hip...hop, something that New York doesn't know anything about. Y'all don't know nothing about hip-hop, because hip-hop originated in the South.
Peace up, A-Town down!
So it goes a little something like this. [The New Day enters the ring] Hold on now, come on, come on. You know Jay-Z's tried this, but Jay-Z failed. The good news is the New Day's about to make it a whole lot better. All right, pitch pipes to C. Pitch pipes to C.
Got it.
[The New Day blows into their pipes]
[to tune of "Empire State of Mind"] Let's hear it for New Day
Negativity won't affect us
Clap 'cause it's infectious
Let's hear it for New Day
All those other tag teams are booty
Yeah, I said booty
Let's hear it for New Day
New Day, New Daaa...[brief stop for breath]...aaayyyyy
...
Jay-Z's gonna sign those guys if he can afford 'em.
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