Jim Ross quotes from SummerSlam

I don't think the fans here miss Cornette. He's about as popular here as Art Modell.

The Rock just put Billy Gunn's face in that large woman's ass!

[regarding the Hart family] McMahon, why don't you ask them the hard questions? Why don't you get them to tell the truth? [Pointing to Stu and Helen Hart] You drove them to this, both of you. You know you did. You brought Owen to this. You kept him down his whole life! You, the entire family! You all did it! The only man...

The brothers back there, wait a minute...you'd better watch your mouth!

The entire family has drove Owen to this! I wanna say a word to this man over here though. Here's the only man I want to welcome to the United Center because this is the man who, two years ago at SummerSlam, went head-to-head, face-to-face against Bret Hart. Are you having...are you having any flashbacks? Wouldn't you love to be in there against him tonight?

Uh, not really because I know what kind of condition Bret's in, and he's in the best condition of his life right now. The family feud started in 1992 at SummerSlam, but in 1994 tonight at the United Center, the family feud is hopefully going to end in this 15-foot-high steel cage.

It's gonna end, all right. And I don't think any of you are gonna like the way it's ending.

Why don't you ask some of the brothers back here. Ask Bruce, he's right there behind Davey...[noticing behind Bruce] oh wait a minute. Wait just a minute. Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, your thoughts on this steel cage. And you, you sitting here among all the other family members. How do they feel about you sitting here among them?

Well, you know...you know, it's all in the family. But I...I think everyone's gonna really see who the really...who the best Hart is of all, who's the best. And everyone's gonna see that Owen Hart is gonna be the next World Heavyweight Champion.

He's the King of Harts already!

He's the King of Harts, and he's the best Hart of all! He's the best wrestler! And you know something? I think that Stu Hart did drive Owen to this greatness!

There's no place like home, Todd, there's no place like home. For knowledge and discipline, there is no place like home. But as much as I love... [licks the side of a boiler] ...every square inch within these hallowed halls, it's time to leave, because destiny awaits on the other side.

Was he licking that thing?

But as for you, Dead Man, take this simple warning: do not come in here, because outside the walls awaits you a fate worse than death, and a possible course of events that could alter the future of all mankind! Have a nice day!

Look at Sunny. She looks great, doesn't she?

Oh, yeah, just ask her how good she looks, she'll tell ya.

[on Phineas Godwinn and Zip] Here we go, criss-cross action. Where's she gonna stop? [Zip stops...] Right about there, maybe...[Phineas and Zip rush to the Smoking Gunns' corner and tag both of them] Well, how about that?!

There you go!

Tagged both Gunns in! Look at that!

Now wait a minute, they're not gonna wrestle each other.

They have to, they have no choice.

No, they got...they gotta have something.

They gotta make contact, that's the rules, Perfect.

That's right, Billy now must wrestle Bart.

Miguel Perez, whose father wrestled in the '50s and '60s, a great tag team competitor in the WWF. Partners with the late Antonino Rocca.

And following in his dad's footsteps, a tremendous competitor.

King, did you ever wrestle Antonino Rocca in the early '60s?

Stop this.

Who?

Four guys with bad attitudes. You know, the show America's Most Wanted was based on DOA.

I don't think John Walsh has ever spoke with the DOA, at least on a first-person basis.

You trying to tell me Crush has never been in trouble with the law? Huh? Shoot, his family portrait is a courtroom sketch.

What's gonna happen in the next match-up? Shawn Michaels cares about his own career, and obviously also cares, in a negative way, as it relates to the Hitman, Bret Hart. What sort of emotion is Shawn Michaels feeling as the guest referee?

Are you kidding me? Shawn Michaels's ego is so big that it's got its own ZIP code, McMahon. All he cares about is what his hair looks like out here tonight. And you know what? Speaking of the Undertaker, Shawn Michaels...I mean, he's so full of himself, when he goes to a funeral, he's upset because he's not the corpse. He wants to be the center of attention, and tonight, some kind of way, he will manage to be the center of attention in this match.

And the Hitman Bret Hart said he didn't mean it literally, he meant it figuratively when he stated he would never wrestle again in the United States if he didn't win the WWF Championship. I'm sure he is regretting that comment.

Well, it's officially in the contract, so it is a done deal. If Bret Hart doesn't leave this arena, ladies and gentlemen, tonight here at SummerSlam with the WWF Championship, Bret...this will be Bret Hart's last match ever in the United States.

Now all the other WWF referees are gonna want pyro.

Music, pyro, yeah.

Earl Hebner would look good in front of a Roman candle.

Shawn Michaels with that chair that Bret tried to throw out of the ring. [Shawn pulls him off of the Undertaker] Maybe Michaels has had enough. Michaels was on the outside and did not see...

Uh-oh!

Good God! Good God!

I can't believe this.

This is horrible.

And the Undertaker is going after Shawn Michaels.

The winner of this bout and NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion: Bret "Hitman" Hart!

The impossible has happened at this year's SummerSlam; and the Undertaker, with one last glance back at Bret Hart, as Bret Hart kisses the gold. And Bret Hart, somehow, is once again WWF Champion.

Bret Hart now immersing himself in the Maple Leaf. There's gotta be jubilation in Canada, perhaps jubilation in the United Kingdom and Germany, but there is no joy in East Rutherford, New Jersey, tonight.

We would like to take you back and show you how this happened.

This is shocking.

[off replay] Alright, here Shawn picked up the chair.

He busted the Undertaker's brains out, but right now he's realizing if he don't count, he's gone too.

I don't understand that.

What's not to understand?

And now Bret Hart being joined by all the other Hart Foundation members. Bret Hart, with the Maple Leaf draped around his neck, the flag of Canada, and the WWF Championship back around his waist for the fifth time, and it happened here in America.

Hello ladies!

Are there any ladies in New York City?

Of course there are.

Of the night.

So the Big Valbowski has arrived to the Big Apple. Well, you know something? I came, I saw...and I came again.

Is D'Lo from Europe?

No, he's not, he's from Jersey.

Jersey?

Right hand by D'Lo Brown.

I think it's Lisbon or Munich.

Or Hoboken.

The Rock's swinging that ladder just like Mark McGwire's swinging a baseball bat.

Why don't we ever talk about Sammy Sosa? Never mind.

No WWF Champion has ever entered Madison Square Garden with that kind of ovation! I challenge you, I challenge you to research that, King! I literally felt this building shake!

Okay, I'll give you that. Every single soul is on their feet with anticipation! They love Stone Cold Steve Austin. But a lot of them love the Undertaker too. This is truly gonna be the collision on the highway to Hell.