In a summer dominated with talking robots, talking monkeys, and talking Ninja Turtles, tonight, you are blessed in be in a presence with a real-life, non-CGI movie star. A man who possesses something that Drax the Destroyer to Hercules to every single person in this town wishes they had—[points to his face] this, the moneymaker. See, tonight, I wanna make Dolph Ziggler go from a bright, shiny star that everybody's been talking about, to an unrecognizable failure. In other words, I'm gonna make WWE Dolph Ziggler, Superstar, the WWE version of the Lakers.
“2014”
In this episode: Michael Cole (4), JBL (3), Jerry Lawler (2), Justin Roberts (1), John Layfield (1), The Miz (1)
[on Maria Menounos] She once called me her favorite host of all time at WrestleMania.
What?
JLJohn "Bradshaw" Layfield
She later admitted that she was under the influence.
JJBL
On Paige's 22nd birthday, she becomes a 2-time Divas Champion!
Guys, we've had two matches and two title changes here tonight.
What an incredible performance by Paige, and what a counter, guys, of AJ's Black Widow submission maneuver.
JJBL
What an incredible SummerSlam so far! Happy birthday, Paige!
[Paige sits a barely conscious AJ up and hugs her, gives her a kiss, and shoves her back down. She skips around the ring]
Look at...look at this.
JJBL
Paige does have affection, she does love AJ.
Come on, this is... As you said, Michael, that's a little creepy.
Whack-job.
JJBL
Champion.
What a specimen. [Brock picks up Cena over his shoulders] Oh, my God, Cena on top. Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar going for the F-5. [Lesnar hits the F-5 and covers Cena] For the Championship, Lesnar with the cover. [Referee counts to three] Lesnar has won the WWE World Title in convincing fashion!
The winner of this match...and NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Brock Lesnar!
JJBL
That is the most dominating performance I have ever seen in a championship match in my life.
It wasn't even close.
JJBL
My God.
Lesnar has conquered John Cena.
JJBL
Lesnar destroyed a 15-time World Champion, he destroyed the Streak. This man, Brock Lesnar, is unstoppable.
This was a merciless assault.
JJBL
I think Brock could've ended it earlier. He just didn't want to. I never dreamed I would see this happen to John Cena.
What a 2014 for Brock Lesnar - the most dominant year of any athlete here in WWE! He stops the undefeated streak at WrestleMania of the Undertaker, and he slays John Cena!
PHPaul Heyman
[to Brock] You are the conqueror, and you've conquered the WWE Universe!
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