Concerned look on the face of Stu and Helen Hart.
You know why they're concerned? They snuck in! They scared the usher away.
Will you be serious?!
RRoddy
Stop it now Bobby!
Roddy
SSummerSlam · 146 quotesTied for 9th most-quoted character in SummerSlam: in 6 of its 146 quotes
Most scenes with: Bobby Heenan (6), Gorilla (5)
Scenes with Roddy 6
[as Bret blocks a legdrop from Mr. Perfect] Nice block there, that move. Oh, he's got that hold half-applied on the canvas! He's turning him over!
RRoddy
Beautiful counter!
The Sharpshooter!
[as Hebner calls for the bell] He's got it!
RRoddy
HE GOT IT!
NO! NO!
We've got a new champion!
RRoddy
We've got a new champion!
NO!
RRoddy
ALRIGHT!
The winner of this bout and NEW Intercontinental Champion: Bret "Hitman" Hart!
[Perfect kicks Bret once. Bret tears off Perfect's singlet as Perfect falls out on the ring]
The new Intercontinental Champion, Bret "The Hitman" Hart!
RRoddy
Tear it off, Bret! Tear it off, man!
Look at Perfect, he's hurt. He wants out of there!
RRoddy
We've got us a new champeen! [sic]
And he deserves it! This place is going bananas!
[Bobby is going to Hulk Hogan's dressing room with the NWA world title in his hands.]
Come on dummy, I don't have all day, I'm a busy man. Right here is the dressing room. Of the WWF champion Hulk Hogan. And I'm going to embarrass him and see what kind of a man he really is. [knocks on Hogan's door] Come on Hogan, open up! Wait till you see this. [Hogan opens the door.] On behalf of the real world's champion, Ric Flair, I would like to challenge you, Hogan. At any time any place - [Hogan slams the door.] Who do you think you're embarrassing?! You wouldn't do that if Ric Flair was standing here! You hear-- You hear me?! Turn that camera off. Turn that damn thing off!
Oh I love it!
RRoddy
That's not the first door he's had slammed in his face. That's why he ain't married.
We are about to find out who the real law and order is. And I believe it's the man in the red shirt. [The Mountie]
RRoddy
Well I believe it's the man in the blue shirt. [The Big Boss Man]
Come on Boss Man, get up! It's six o clock in the morning. Here's your cup of coffee and your one cigarette.
RRoddy
Oh you know what time they get up in the pokey do you?
I watched Police Story in Colombo.
I think he's speaking from personal experience.
RRoddy
I hope Slaughter keeps getting back up so that Hogan can keep knocking him down.
You must really hate the man.
RRoddy
I do!
I suppose you like a traitor. Aren't you an American?
Yes.
Well this guy turned his back on his country! Would you do that? Maybe you would.
My favorite show is The Price Is Right.
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