Mr. Perfect quotes from SummerSlam

Now, Mr. Perfect, it was less than ten days ago that you accepted the challenge from the Texas Tornado to defend the Intercontinental Championship. Have you ever prepared for a title defense on such short notice?

To be perfectly honest with you, I haven't. You see, being absolutely perfect does have its problems, because when you're a perfect Intercontinental Champion, challengers are few and far between. And let's face it, I'm perfect in every way — the perfect body, the perfect mind, and the perfect record.

Mr. Perfect, is it wise to accept a challenge from someone you know so little about?

Wait a minute, pal, I'll handle this one. You see, I know a lot about this Texas Tornado, because if you've seen one, you've seen 'em all. And you know why they call you the Texas Tornado? Because you've got your head in the clouds, and if you've got your head in the clouds, pal, you don't have your feet on the ground! You see, a Texas tornado never really does any damage, because you can spot one coming a mile away. Sure, they may look ferocious, but all they're really good for is kicking up some dust and (laughing) maybe turning over a few mobile homes in some hick trailer park on the Panhandle.

Remember this! Nobody beats Mr. Perfect!

Nobody.

Alright, this is the SummerSlam you thought you'd never see. And there was an incident out there tonight that I thought I would n... What the hell were you trying to pull?! There was no deal!

You just be quiet, little man! There was a deal, all right!

There was not a deal!

It was a done deal between Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect. A lot of people might think that other deal didn't go down. Not a chance. That was Plan A, and now, Plan B, little man divot-head, is in full charge. Plan B, champ, tell him the way it is.

Oh, come on, this has got to be...

I should've had the shot to begin with! Not the Ultimate Warrior! But now, you ask the Warrior what he wants in life! Well, it's gonna be me, and baby, I'm waiting on you! Plan A, maybe that slipped by. But now, we're looking at Plan B! And baby, the way I see it, the two most perfect men alive today are this gentleman and myself!

You two men, this is an absolute sham in the World Wrestling Federation!

Is my bowtie straight, champ?

You are a killer, brother. You are a killer! In closing, let me tell the whole world and especially one man something. Savage, that belt is coming back to me!

Owen Hart, to a certain extent, following in the footsteps of his older brother, Bret "The Hitman" Hart.

Do you have to mention his name at SummerSlam around me, McMahon?

Look at Sunny. She looks great, doesn't she?

Oh, yeah, just ask her how good she looks, she'll tell ya.

[on Phineas Godwinn and Zip] Here we go, criss-cross action. Where's she gonna stop? [Zip stops...] Right about there, maybe...[Phineas and Zip rush to the Smoking Gunns' corner and tag both of them] Well, how about that?!

There you go!

Tagged both Gunns in! Look at that!

Now wait a minute, they're not gonna wrestle each other.

They have to, they have no choice.

No, they got...they gotta have something.

They gotta make contact, that's the rules, Perfect.

That's right, Billy now must wrestle Bart.