Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book.
“Avalon Part 2” · Season 9, Episode 2
In this episode: Daniel Jackson (4), Cameron Mitchell (4), Vala Mal Doran (4)
[to Landry] I mean, isn't that why we're doing this, all of this? The Stargate program, the budget? Isn't it so we can go out and meet new races? Gather advanced technology? Possibly learn about ourselves in the process?
Oh, come on. You do it to meet women.
[also to Landry] She has a point, sir.
So any one of us can take the pony ride?
Yeah, and I figured that was going to be me. I mean, I did miss the Daedalus for this, so...
You're going to dine out on that for a while?
Yeah, yeah, like you wouldn't believe.
[regarding the book]
It says here the Alterans named their new home Avalon and built many Astria Porta.
Stargates?
Yes.
I thought the Ancients built the Stargates.
Well, it stands to reason that they didn't always call themselves the Ancients.
[The villagers are about to burn Vala to death]
What the hell did you say?!
I think at first it's what I didn't say. You see, apparently there's a blessing you're supposed to recite over the leaves before you drink, which nobody warned me about. Then I think it's what I did say. I was trying to politely explain what was going on and then his wife started screaming and accusing me of being overcome. At which point I believe I suggested she might want to think about procreation... with herself.
[Vala has just been revived after being burned to death, and is crying in Daniel's arms]
I've got tingles all over. And don't flatter yourself, I'm pretty sure it's not you.
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