[RepliCarter is probing Daniel's mind]
It would be much easier on both of us if you did not resist.
Why, why, why, why, in the wide world of all things rational and sane, would I help you?
S8 E17Reckoning, Part 2
Do you really think that I am that different from Samantha Carter?
In that you're a replicator bent on galactic domination at the expense of all living things.
Come on, Sam. It can't be any harder than blowing up a sun.
LCLt. Col. Carter
You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.
[What they are attempting suddenly works.]
LCLt. Col. Carter
Next up, parting the Red Sea!
LCLt. Col. Carter
Well, we have no idea how this Ancient device works or what the effects will be, but since Anubis has no real corporeal form it's likely he would survive it.
He'll have no one left to rule.
LCLt. Col. Carter
For now. Time may not even be an issue for someone like him. He could essentially start over, re-populate the galaxy to his own specifications.
GOGen. O'Neill
A little ambitious.
I could help you. We could unlock the knowledge of the Ancients, the secrets of the Universe, together.
I have to admit it does sound interesting... On the other hand you're an evil killing machine so no, pass.
[Replicator Carter has been trying to tap into Dr. Jackson's subconscious]
You can't handle it, can you?
I can. I just need time to process...share it with the others...
Like the universe, it's infinite. It's not just knowledge and information; it's understanding on a level that you will never reach.
Why do you think that?
Because you're a machine.
So are you; just of weaker construction.
And that's where you're wrong.
[Discovering that Jackson has been probing her mind, RepliCarter tries to disengage. Jackson catches her hand.]
Trying to leave? Sorry. A little more time in Danny's world.
[angrily] My brethren will not stop. You cannot control them.
Not yet, but I'm learning.
[Col. Reynolds has just attached a C-4 charge to a blast door]
GOGen. O'Neill
Use two of those things.
Sir?
GOGen. O'Neill
[using quotation fingers] It's a "blast" door!
[After setting off C4 to destroy a blast door trapping Siler and five other men]
GOGen. O'Neill
Siler?
Thank you, sir.
GOGen. O'Neill
I expect to be put in your will.
Already in it, sir.
GOGen. O'Neill
Okay, that's… weird.
Oh, I heard from Thor.
GOGen. O'Neill
How's he doing?
Great. He sends us all his congratulations and says that he'll drop by for a visit as soon as his consciousness has been downloaded from the ship's computer into a new body.
GOGen. O'Neill
That just never gets old, does it?
S8 E18Threads
[Jackson has been missing for a week, and Carter thinks he ought to be declared MIA. O'Neill refuses.]
GOGen. O'Neill
All we know for sure is that he's missing.
Sooner or later --
GOGen. O'Neill
Forget it! I'm not fallin' for it this time.
"Falling for it"?
GOGen. O'Neill
Yeah! How many times have you thought he was gone, and then he shows up, in one form or another? I'm sorry, but we're not having a memorial service for someone who is not dead. [to the room] You hear that? I'm not buyin' it!
[They look around the empty room. Carter is exasperated]
GOGen. O'Neill
What? He's just waitin' for us to say a bunch of nice things about him. Next thing you know, he'll come waltzin' through that door, [gestures at the closed door] like, right now.
[O'Neill and Carter both look at the door, O'Neill hopefully and Carter skeptically.]
GOGen. O'Neill
Waltzing… now.
[Nothing happens.]
LCLt. Col. Carter
Dad, this is Pete.
PPete
[shocked] Dad?
Not quite yet. You have to actually marry my daughter before you can call me that.
PPete
You really got one of those things in your head?
If by one of those things, you mean a 2000 year old Tok'ra symbiote, yes.
PPete
Seriously. Come on. That has got to freak you right out sometimes. It's weird.
[Pete grins at Jacob. Jacob gives Sam a questioning look, she looks awkward in response]
[In an Ascended-plane "waffle house", "waitress" Oma chats with Daniel.]
Menus?
We don't need them here; just order what you'd like.
Okay. I'll have the truth with a side-order of clarity, please.
The replicator version of Sam was in your head, trying to access the knowledge buried in your subconscious, but you gained control of her instead. She killed you to stop you. That's where I stepped in. How's that?
Pretty clear.
Well, we aim to please! Customer comes first, you know!
LCLt. Col. Carter
It's been two hours since Pete left. You haven't said a word.
I did so.
LCLt. Col. Carter
"He seems nice?"
I believe that's three words.
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