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Stargate SG-1 · Season 8, Episode 18

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“Threads” · Season 8, Episode 18

In this episode: Samantha Carter (4), Jack O'Neill (3), Daniel Jackson (3), Jacob Carter (3), Oma Desala (3), Teal'c (1), Bra'tac (1)

[Jackson has been missing for a week, and Carter thinks he ought to be declared MIA. O'Neill refuses.]

GOGen. O'Neill

All we know for sure is that he's missing.

Sooner or later --

GOGen. O'Neill

Forget it! I'm not fallin' for it this time.

"Falling for it"?

GOGen. O'Neill

Yeah! How many times have you thought he was gone, and then he shows up, in one form or another? I'm sorry, but we're not having a memorial service for someone who is not dead. [to the room] You hear that? I'm not buyin' it!

[They look around the empty room. Carter is exasperated]

GOGen. O'Neill

What? He's just waitin' for us to say a bunch of nice things about him. Next thing you know, he'll come waltzin' through that door, [gestures at the closed door] like, right now.

[O'Neill and Carter both look at the door, O'Neill hopefully and Carter skeptically.]

GOGen. O'Neill

Waltzing… now.

[Nothing happens.]

LCLt. Col. Carter

Dad, this is Pete.

PPete

[shocked] Dad?

Not quite yet. You have to actually marry my daughter before you can call me that.

PPete

You really got one of those things in your head?

If by one of those things, you mean a 2000 year old Tok'ra symbiote, yes.

PPete

Seriously. Come on. That has got to freak you right out sometimes. It's weird.

[Pete grins at Jacob. Jacob gives Sam a questioning look, she looks awkward in response]

[In an Ascended-plane "waffle house", "waitress" Oma chats with Daniel.]

Menus?

We don't need them here; just order what you'd like.

Okay. I'll have the truth with a side-order of clarity, please.

The replicator version of Sam was in your head, trying to access the knowledge buried in your subconscious, but you gained control of her instead. She killed you to stop you. That's where I stepped in. How's that?

Pretty clear.

Well, we aim to please! Customer comes first, you know!

LCLt. Col. Carter

It's been two hours since Pete left. You haven't said a word.

I did so.

LCLt. Col. Carter

"He seems nice?"

I believe that's three words.

GOGen. O'Neill

So, we're all in agreement. One way or another, it's gotta go. Correct?

Indeed.

GOGen. O'Neill

Thank you

If you are suggesting we destroy this device against the wishes of the High Council, I must point out that would not be a good first step in relations between the Tau'ri and the newly formed Free Jaffa Nation.

GOGen. O'Neill

[to Jacob] Why don't you do it? They already hate the Tok'ra.

Can you tell me why you stopped me from killing Anubis the last time I was Ascended?

Because if I didn't stop you, the others would have, and they wouldn't have been as nice about it.

You mean, they wouldn't have erased my memory and left me naked on a planet?

That was your choice.

[He gives her a look. She grins.]

Okay. Maybe not the naked part.

[Jackson, alive and well, suddenly appears in O'Neill's office, stark naked.]

It's, uh, a long story.

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