Stargate SG-1 · Season 8
[Col. Vaselov, a Russian recruit for the SGC, is insulted when O'Neill denies his request to join SG-1]
Yeah, don't take General O'Neill's decision personally.
Frankly, his attitude is offensive. It leads me to wonder if he knows the cold war is over.
His attitude has nothing to do with you being Russian. He's an equal opportunity offender.
Did you notice anything peculiar about him, sir?
I thought it odd he was shooting up the Gate room.
And your condition?
Not so good. But not so bad as the time I went drinking with Gen. Daskaivitch in Novgorod. That was worse headache.
Who shot me?!
[O'Neill exchanges very uncomfortable looks with Carter and Teal'c]
You were shooting up the Gate room...
You're not supposed to be walking around.
It's my arm.
You were shot.
Yeah. You shot me.
Not my point.
Are you being discharged?
Yeah, Dr. Brightman caught me stealing jello from the other patients' trays, so she kicked me outta here.
He can pass through walls, Carter. He's welcome to leave any time.
[O'Neill has collapsed at the foot of the Gate's ramp]
I'm okay! ...ish.
WALTER!
Sorry, sir. General O'Neill, Mark Gilmore. He's your new administrative aide.
General.
Did I order one of this--
[answers quickly before the question is finished] No, sir.
Do I really need--
Yes, sir.
[regarding Jack] Well, he's not like other generals.
Actually, he's not like other people.
General.
Colonel! We've all met.
Yes, actually, we know each other's life stories.
That snippiness?
Is that a word?
[Regarding the alien plant that's taken over a lab]
Well, the good news is, it hasn't eaten anybody yet.
[sarcastically] Well, thank you, Seymour.
You have one day
Is that like one Earth day, or...?
You dare mock me?
Ba'al, come on! You should know. Of course I dare mock you.
You have one more day. [Ba'al's hologram disappears]
Is it really wise to provoke him?
It's what I do.
Gamma radiation seems to work. We're preparing a method of delivering a strong enough level to the entire base all at once. Now, non-essential personnels are gonna have to be evacuated, everyone else's gonna have to wear protective suits. You have to get General O'Neill to sign off on this right away.
You know he hasn't slept in over two days.
Yeah, that's why I'm asking you to do it.
Right.
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