GOGen. O'Neill
When you couldn't figure out what the Ancient device was for, you tampered with the power source so nobody else could.
I did nothing of the kind.
GOGen. O'Neill
Cammy...
...Worth a try.
S8 E4Zero Hour
S8 E5Icon
[Jackson has requested to go back to a planet with an unstable political situation]
GOGen. O'Neill
Regular contact, no exceptions. The second things start gettin' a little squirrelly—
[walking away] Thank you.
GOGen. O'Neill
Daniel! Squirrelly!
S8 E6Avatar
Well, I mean, we can input the parameters for different scenarios, but the vast majority of the simulation array comes from the mind of the user. The programming is actually built by interfacing memories from the individual’s consciousness with the chair’s matrix.
GOGen. O'Neill
Carter, all I heard was "matrix" and I found those films quite confusing.
Sir, you may have done it again.
GOGen. O'Neill
Yes. How did I do it this time?
CDr. Carmichael
Which would mean that there's a good chance that the second player could be trapped along with Teal'c.
O'Neill, Jackson, and Carter: [in unison] I'll do it.
GOGen. O'Neill
How was it? Was it any fun?
Indeed. You died well in battle, O'Neill.
GOGen. O'Neill
Obviously, there's something defective with this thing.
[after the failsafe doesn't work]
GOGen. O'Neill
I thought a failsafe was meant to be somewhat safe from failure.
S8 E7Affinity
[Teal'c has just prevented three hooligans from beating someone they just rear-ended in a traffic accident caused by the thug]
This is unlawful behavior.
TThug
Who the hell are you?
Collision procedure dictates that you exchange insurance information and if necessary notify the police.
TThug
What?!
[The thug attacks Teal'c, who then proceeds to single-handedly defeat all three assailants]
I believe it will now be necessary to notify the police.
[admiring Teal'c's apartment] Wow! I like what you're doing with the place. Sort of…Jaffa chic with an East African flare.
How's the fern? [Teal'c gestures to a very sad, withered fern on a shelf] I don't suppose you've tried talking to it, have you?
[Looking concerned] I have not.
[ranting to Daniel and Teal'c] They make you afraid of being alone but at the same time tell you not to settle for anything less than the perfect romantic ideal, like that actually exists anywhere in the real world. Either way, you can't win.
[to Sam, innocently] How's things?
Good. We were talking about Teal'c's friend, right?
I thought we were.
On Chulak, a dispute between a man and a woman that cannot be resolved necessitates a pledge break. It must be requested by one and granted by the other.
And if that doesn't work?
A weapon is required.
GOGen. O'Neill
[to Carter] I never thought I'd hear myself utter these words: I need that report.
GOGen. O'Neill
[to Carter] You haven't tried to confuse me with any scientific babble for the last couple of days and that's a red flag to me.
S8 E8Covenant
ACAlec Colson
Two o'clock, we go live. With the pictures, pieces of the alien ship, everything we've got.
VVogler
Alec! They tried to kill us!
ACAlec Colson
You think that didn't work in our favor?
VVogler
Dying doesn't work in our favor!
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