Uh ...[Turns] I could hang out for a while?
[smiles] So far he's only shown himself to me.
Maybe he's shy.
[Smiling and nodding] Please don't say "Take it easy."
[Goes to leave] Take care? [Maj. Carter smiles]
S5 E3Ascension
We brought dinner and a movie.
[holding up a video tape, enthusiastically] Star Wars!
Teal'c's seen it what, eight times?
Nine.
Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be OK.
You've never seen Star Wars?
Well, you know me and sci-fi...
I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
[Tossing Teal'c his cell phone] Call Daniel.
I was just wondering how far you'd got on the 636 translation.
Oh yes, I'm almost done. It miraculously seems to hold the key to all the mysteries of the universe.
You just got there, you haven't started, and I should leave you alone.
[Orlin presents Maj. Carter with a very large emerald]
You made it?
OOrlin
You wouldn't believe the things you can make from the common, simple items lying around your planet... which reminds me, you're going to need a new microwave.
[Maj. Carter sees Orlin has constructed a miniature Stargate in her basement]
You've been busy.
OOrlin
I didn't think they'd let me go back to Velona through their Stargate.
So you built one?
OOrlin
Sort of. This will not dial multiple addresses, it will only create a wormhole once and probably burn out.
And you ordered the materials on-line?
OOrlin
Mostly. Sorry but you're going to have a pretty big credit card bill this month. Oh, and you're going to need a new toaster.
Need I remind you, Dr Jackson, of the dangers that we're trying to defend Earth against?
Oh, could you? Go slow.
Do you believe Major Carter has become mentally unstable?
No more than the rest of us.
S5 E4The Fifth Man
Oh, no, I mean, I get it. I mean we obviously have Lt. Tyler issues. I say he exists. You say he doesn't.
This is not just about Lt. Tyler.
Someone else doesn't exist?
You know what the Goa'uld really want from us? Minnesota, that's what. For the fishing, mostly.
If I were still loyal to the Goa'uld you would know it.
Really?
It would be immediately apparent, as I would not hesitate to kill you where you sit.
Hey, where's Tyler?
You know, I would've asked him, but I was too busy being unconscious after he shot me with that zat you gave him, so…
Well I wasn't going to let you die Lieutenant. It's like…a ton of paperwork.
LTLt. Tyler
[Confused] Paperwork?
It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.
LTLt. Tyler
Why did you return for me? You could have escaped while I distracted them!
Because we don't leave our people behind!
LTLt. Tyler
But I am not one of your people!
Coulda fooled me... Actually, you did fool me.
S5 E5Red Sky
Sir, I've been thinking.
I'd be shocked if you ever stopped, Carter.
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